What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?

[Bob's Vagene]

Not that I'm going to kill myself or anything. I mean I probably will kill myself eventually, but what would be the coolest most unique way to do it? Im thinking maybe I'll have Amberlynn sit on my face or something.

 

[LeeSun]

Get a small microwave, put it in a larger microwave, turn it on, and see what happens.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Go skydiving, disembowel yourself in midair, then land in your coffin.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Hanging yourself with piano wire with your hands glued to your head. The wire would cut your head clean off and it would look like you ripped your own head off.

 

[Some JERK]

Gotta go with the classic...

 

[Lame Entropy]

Suicide by cops while livestreaming

 

[Apochrypha]

Suicide by cops while livestreaming

Welcome to the Killstream

 

[Wuornos]

Gas yourself Sylvia Plath style.

 

[L50LasPak]

Anything involving a nuke would probably be the best way to go.

 

[draggs]

Become president

Start nuclear war

 

[Pruto]

Jump off from a building above a basketball court, make sure you first strap sharp edges around a noose on your neck, enough to decapitate you after the jump and also make sure to have your hands super-glued to your head.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Fighting 100 wolves barehanded to defend a beautiful nekkid princess, then impregnating her before your wounds take you.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Doing a flip.

 

[Electrical Infetterence]

In 1936 over 600 people killed themselves in Japan by jumping into a volcano.

 

[MagmaStalker]

I always thought it would be good for someone that is often found asleep at their desk to just suck down a bunch of sleeping pills and nod off into that sweet goodnight.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Pretty much this

Rex Kramer: Part Time Airline Mechanic, Full Time Daredevil

From Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)#KentuckyFriedMovie #theNword

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[BlueArmedDevil]

Ride a nuke down to its trigger altitude

 

[Jason Wynn]

Stand on top of a mountain during a thunderstorm holding a lightning rod and yelling “all gods are bastards!”

 

[TheRetardKing]

Drew a crappy lil' blueprint of my brilliant method of suicide. I've called it, "Man of Steel"

Spoiler

 

[jason analberg]

Sticking your whole body in a particle accelerator .

 

[Internet Explorer]

By fucking Barbara.