What would be the coolest way to kill yourself?

[Bob's Vagene]

Not that I'm going to kill myself or anything. I mean I probably will kill myself eventually, but what would be the coolest most unique way to do it? Im thinking maybe I'll have Amberlynn sit on my face or something.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

 

[Bob's Vagene]

By fucking Barbara.

Death by Barbussy.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Where’s that green text about strapping a harness to your neck and tying the parachute it’s connected to, to a corvette. Then after starting a high speed pursuit, pulling the release on the parachute taking your head off as your lifeless body drives 100mph in the desert and your head sails in a chute with RON PAUL 2008 written on it
Edit: thanks to the guy before me with good taste in suicide approaches. I now have the green text I wanted

 

[W00K #17]

Suicide by cop, but first lead them on a high speed chase after stealing a Krispie Kreme truck. People will get to watch a gaggle of cop cars chasing a donut truck down the highway.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Go into a store or museum with lots of expensive art, clothes, tapestries, etc. and cut your jugular to bloodstain everything. It'll be orange forever.

 

[Jimbobaggins]

Jump into a jet engine

 

[Jazz never died!]

Dressing up as a mailman with a bag of mail on my back. Jumping off the Empire State building while screaming Air Mail!

 

[theshitposter]

mountaineering accident

 

[Snuckening]

 

[Product Placement]

Swimming in the Arctic would be the coolest death clearly

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

bury yourself nude in an ice coffin somewhere in the Antartica region?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Eat the leftover hotdogs at 7-11 at 3am

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

My only advice is that you do it in an extremely conspicuous way on Halloweeen. That way you have a chance at becoming a ghost story.

I have a lot of other suggestions, but they involve logging into Minecraft first.

 

[Grand Omega]

A miniature hydrogen bomb in some desert. You will briefly be the brightest light on the planet, and the process will be painless as you are cremated, vaporized and sent to the atmosphere. The crater left behind will serve as an impressive headstone, with fragments of glass that can be collected as memorabilia.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

the same way nagito komadae died from the shitty game with an horrible fanbase called danganronpa
just watch this video if you wanna know how he killed himself :

Super Danganronpa 2 [PC]: Chapters 5 & 6 - Murder, Reconstruction, Execution, Execution

SPOILERS for new players!The Murder Scene, Reconstruction (Closing Argument), Execution (Please Insert Coin), and Execution (Forced Shutdown) occurring in Ch...

youtu.be

 

[JankeToeFungus]

I thought long and hard about this, if I were to ever take the easy out and a cool way to do it? - Drive to Rachel, NV and floor it right past the gates out to Area 51, call them on their bluff to actually use deadly force. ehehehe

 

[Elaine Miller]

None. Although it’s a fun thought, mortality is stupid and we’ve surpassed the need for it with technology such as Neuralink.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

swimming in liquid nitrogen

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

jesus reenactment

 

[Scheele's Green]

Smothered by an attractive women with a beautiful ass.