What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[TheClorax]

Independence

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Bangs and split ends

 

[Zebedee]

Bangs and split ends

Judging by the name, Candy and Einstein Facebook memes.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

The patron Saint of "you're dun fucked LMAO"

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of velvet paintings featuring LeVar Burton.

 

[Zirnwyb]

Patron Saint of fat Italian plumbers.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Goddess of Amy Lee's anti-depressant filled medicine cabinet

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Toad

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Elaborately trimmed facial hair

 

[mister meaner]

Elaborately groomed dog fur

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Scorching one liners

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Dancing in spandex pants.

 

[Old Man Mario]

90s drag queen stereotypes

 

[OpenBASED]

God King of the Mushroom Kingdom.

 

[ClownBrew]

cringey Argentine edgelords on Taringa

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

Scaring kids in 2016

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Danger Hair anime girls.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

feet fungus

 

[Old Man Mario]

Chia Pets

 

[Hambubger]

The Koopa fam