What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[soy_king]

Medieval dragon slayers

gorilla weebs

 

[TFT-A9]

Latinum.

 

[Sangria]

Lesser big cats, such as lynxes and caracals.

 

[Coelacanth]

The deity of Newgrounds back in the days when it was cool.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of the fish that are caught and then thrown back for being too small

 

[woodfromwell]

undertaker of failed Italian Disco composers

 

[AmazingEagle]

Greek and Bulgarian women.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Aesthetic behinds and all things Ass

 

[DocAwe]

The protagonist of Fahrenheit 451.

 

[lurk_moar]

British Animation.

 

[Oranguru]

Emo-kawaii highschool girls

 

[LordofTendons]

God of soft-headed, light-sensitive primates.

 

[Old Man Mario]

God of men who marry hot yet fucked up women

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

god of leaky plumbing

 

[Apis mellifera]

god of leaky plumbing

Patron saint of token white dudes.

Spoiler: user's profile picture

 

[The Husbando Collector]

God of really bad drug trips

 

[Bastard_Call]

Patron saint of tricking me into thinking that's a VHD avatar

 

[HandsomeDan]

Patron Saint of Medical Pain and Suffering

 

[Cactuar King]

Handsome people named Dan.

 

[Narr Then]

Goods trains that are wise to cactuars tricks.