What would the person above you be a deity of? - Or patron saint, whatever.

[Wraith]

Brightly Christmas colored Frosted Flake cereal.
When people act in a holy and pure manner the sweetened box of wheat harvest is a plenty.

 

[Coldgrip]

Spookiness and Scooby-Doo villains.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Badass head bands and neck day at the gym

 

[Old Man Mario]

Those YouTube videos where crazy high speed wrecks happen and the folks walk away with no injuries

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Nostalgic Gen-X burnouts.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Spooky indie horror games nobody plays except youtubers with 300k-2m subscribers

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Cliff Racers.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Cliff Racers.

Breakfast.

duh.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Facial Cleansing Wipes

 

[UnKillFill]

Patron Saint of the uncle Philips CD-i

 

[MrJokerRager]

Patron Saint of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Patron saint of coomers

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Teenagers dying in funny ways.

 

[dingobaby]

Bright ideas or necking yourself. It depends on which book you read.

 

[queerape]

Heroin addled movie stars from the 1990s.

 

[dingobaby]

Heroin addled movie stars from the 1990s.

90s? About 3 decades late

 

[JambledUpWords]

Patron saint of drunkards

 

[Trapitalism]

Goddess of fat dykes.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Patron saint of crappy CGI

 

[Old Man Mario]

Patron Saint of Failed Crash Diets