What would you ask Chris?

[Big Bob Pataki]

"Now that Sonichu is doomed and you have no chance at love, what do you think your purpose in life is now?"

 

[Enig]

"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"
"Have you finished those errands yet?"

 

[harvey dirdban]

What the fuck does "Merried Seinor Comic" mean?

 

[CatParty]

"Are you workin on it?"

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"What the flying fuck is this nonsense supposed to mean?"

Kind of looks like his horrible Spanish on display. Que Fee kind sorta means That Faith or What Faith. I dunno what he was going for.

Heh, actually, im spanish myself (Thats why my english probably looks slow-in-the-minded most of the time) ..."Que fe" would indeed mean "what faith", the rest of it makes no fucking sense.

By the way, playing devil's advocate here, I dont think his spanish (Chris being CHRIS) is so abismal, I've seen well educated neurotypical people doing far worse...Although in the videos where he talks spanish, the frequent jumpcuts show that he pauses to compose every single phrase, still failing.


Another question:

"When you believed Julie was real, you proffesed your true love to her and also did the cyber-nasty with her several times, despite "she" actually being a 13 year old male.

Yeah, Bluespike deceived you, but still you fell in love with a man (well, a boy) with both your heart and duck...

What do you think that says about your heterosexuality?"

 

[shutupman]

"What the flying fuck is this nonsense supposed to mean?"

Kind of looks like his horrible Spanish on display. Que Fee kind sorta means That Faith or What Faith. I dunno what he was going for.

You must be some kind of genius to have figured that one out, cheers!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Another question:

"When you believed Julie was real, you proffesed your true love to her and also did the cyber-nasty with her several times, despite "she" actually being a 13 year old male.

Yeah, Bluespike deceived you, but still you fell in love with a man (well, a boy) with both your heart and duck...

What do you think that says about your heterosexuality?"

It shows that Chris fell in love with a concept, not a person.

All the "love quest" ever was, was a list of demands to be met. The character of any person meeting those demands was irrelevant.

 

[champthom]

Which came first - Ranch or Cool Ranch?

 

[A Witty Name]

"Why did you choose to go for a CADD? Do you think you would have been happier trying to enroll in an art college?"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

"Why did you choose to go for a CADD? Do you think you would have been happier trying to enroll in an art college?"

Borb probably only let Chris go to community college...anyway he wouldnt of been smart enough to transfer to any nearby college for art.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"Why did you choose to go for a CADD? Do you think you would have been happier trying to enroll in an art college?"

Borb probably only let Chris go to community college...anyway he wouldnt of been smart enough to transfer to any nearby college for art.

Bob convinced Chris to go into the CADD problem. If I remember correctly he was originally going to get a degree in accounting. Seriously.

 

[BillRiley]

"Why did you choose to go for a CADD? Do you think you would have been happier trying to enroll in an art college?"

Borb probably only let Chris go to community college...anyway he wouldnt of been smart enough to transfer to any nearby college for art.

Bob convinced Chris to go into the CADD problem. If I remember correctly he was originally going to get a degree in accounting. Seriously.

Even worse. Chris was originally going for a marketing degree.

 

[Bugaboo]

"Why did you choose to go for a CADD? Do you think you would have been happier trying to enroll in an art college?"

Borb probably only let Chris go to community college...anyway he wouldnt of been smart enough to transfer to any nearby college for art.

Bob convinced Chris to go into the CADD problem. If I remember correctly he was originally going to get a degree in accounting. Seriously.

Did he just find a sheet that had several check boxes and courses next to them so he just ticked one that he thought would be fun?

 

[Male]

Why do you keep buying games if you aren't going to play them?

 

[Gravedancer]

Do you miss your Father?
How did Bob not know he was a grandfather, when his son was his optician?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

How did Bob not know he was a grandfather, when his son was his optician?

I think Chris misunderstood this, and thought that he AND Bob just fouf out about Savannah.

 

[mendoza]

Are you allergic to soap and water?

 

[autism420]

why is your duck bent

 

[OldInternetMeme]

I'd ask him why he doesn't try and learn how to draw past the level of 4 year olds.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I'd probably ask him if I could buy various toys and video games off him. He gets money and I get shit to clean and then enjoy after I clean them. Everybody wins!

Ok so I'm now more fascinated by you than Chris. You listed "shit to clean" in a context that suggests to me that cleaning accumulated layers of Chris-grime off a series of miscellaneous objects is somehow part of you 'winning'. Considering the same objects (custom Chris shit aside) can usually be bought clean for a fraction of the price that CWC would charge for them tells me that cleaning them is actually the main attraction of them. What're you going to do with the scrapings? Are you trying to clone him? Is it a fetish thing? What dude what?