💬 Off-Topic What would you ask Phil?

[Xarpho]

We all know Phil/Isabel/Ahuviya reads KF (hi there!), but what would you say to Phil if you met him in real life (on the bus, on the streets, whatever) or (more optimistically) he responds through Facebook?

1) What got you into the idea of bicycling? It's obviously something you want to do, but where did the obsession come from?

2) Most of us here at KF are concerned about your health, and think it's unlikely you'll live another 5 years (at best). If that wasn't the case, what do you imagine yourself as/doing in 25 years?

3) You clearly have a disability (autism) and dislike your father and mother for various reasons, but if from what I'm hearing is true, your brother is more severely affected. When was the last time you made contact?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

1.) Why are you such a faggot?

 

[WireSponge]

1. Could you please take the time to step on this scale for a few minutes?

2. Why the fuck are you eating pizza when you're supposedly vegan?

3. Just, how are you not dead yet?

 

[AnOminous]

Why haven't you killed yourself?

 

[Positron]

Why are you staying outside all the time and yet so white?

 

[Planky859]

Would you please leave the establishment? You're scaring the other customers.

 

[VLAD]

Did Mom fight back?

 

[Bluebird]

Why do you stuff your orifices with cheese and ginger?

 

[Treblinkachu]

1) Why, Phil? Why?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

When did you know you were in love with Christine Weston Chandler?

 

[Sable]

What do you really see when you look in a mirror?

 

[Bad Dog]

1. Why you always lyin'?
2. Do you still watch the animes?
3. Do you still have your Sakura wig?
4. Before your very recent vegan phase, what was your go-to pizza topping combo?
5. Do you need a blanket for this winter?
6. Why would you even go vegan before Christmas is it because you won't have christmas dinner.
7. What do want that blanket for christmas.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

1.) Why must you perpetuate the stereotype of transwomen being perverts and/or freaks?
2.) How's your mother doing?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Excuse me good sir, could you point me the way to Australatina?

 

[Adamska]

How are you not dead yet?
Why do you buy expensive bourgeoise namebrand products if that's merely fueling the affluent capitalist system?
Why do asspats from the internet count more than genuine friendships did?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

1) Explain Marxism Phil. No really, I want to see you try.
2) Have you considered using this to cut off your balls: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emasculator

 

[Football Meatlong]

Do you hope that Phil gets raped and murdered in prison?

 

[女鬼]

Can we talk in Spanish?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Can we talk in Spanish?

That should be a new thing. Google translate all written posts into Spanish. Only people with active accounts can see them in English.

Please admins, find a way to do this. I would just LOVE to see Phil accuse us of appropriating Latino culture.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Do you want some deodorant ?