💬 Off-Topic What would you ask Phil?

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1. What are you gonna do if a blizzard hits Oakland?
2. Why do you keep appropriating Latino culture and outdoor activities that you have never shown an interest in nor even participated in once before in your life?
3. What are your plans if you get turned down for an orchiectomy and can't find an apartment within your budget?
 
When are you going to honor your Aztec heritage by sacrificing yourself and offering your heart to the sun?
 
"Why are you jealous of the successes of Christian Weston Chandler?"
 
What's Berkeley like now? I haven't been there in like 7 years, is it still as ultraliberal as I remember?
 
Could your parents not afford orthodontic treatment for you because of your brother's more severe disability, or were you just too uncooperative and ungrateful to go to the appointments?

If you loved someone, why did you insist on making him live under a bridge (or indeed sleep rough anywhere)?

When you talk to your bike lock, what is its side of the conversation like?

What on earth made you think it was ever justifiable to assault (a) your own mother, (b) Maria Pupo, especially since the latter incident took place in a fucking bookstore? I mean, I get triggers. You apparently have a great many. Yet you never even slowed down to consider, not only the damage you were probably doing to Maria with your greater size and weight, but your oppression of any assault survivor who happened to be innocently working or browsing in that store that day.

Are you proud of appearing on Alex Jones's show? If you had or knew how to work the relevant equipment, would you be sending out DVDs of that footage to all of your friends? What would you call the DVD? Does it make you jealous that Rainbow Jesus was like 90% more rational and sensible as a representative of Occupy than you could ever hope to be, and prettier as well?
 
1. Where are you actually living/squatting at the moment?
(Yeah yeah yeah, us Kiwis crack a lotta jokes about how you live under a bridge and I personally don't doubt that you've slept many nights that way, but there's also evidence that you have an actual indoor place to crash and maybe have a mailing address in the real non-Autismlatinotato world.)

2. What do you plan to do when the inevitable face-to-face confrontation with a Latino/a person about your fake Latino/a identity happens? (The day will come when you end up with an actual Latino/a person looking you dead in the eyes and reading you for being Caucasian and appropriating a nonsensical mish-mash of Hispanohablante culture. )

3. If you've been raped so many times at the Long Haul, why do you keep going back, ya dummy?
 
Doesn't keeping up with all the lies, and identities get exhausting? Don't you ever just want to drop all the bullshit and try and be a decent person? Are the oppression points worth the shit life they've brought you?
 
1.) Why do you hate Jews so much? What did they ever do to you? There's a huge difference between objecting to some of Israel's policies and advocating a second Holocaust, you fucking moron.

2.) Why are you suddenly so interested in Islam and Muslims? They've been a hot button topic since 9/11 and you're just now hopping aboard the bandwagon.

3.) Why do you hate personal hygiene so much? Hot water and nice-smelling soap are the best things ever.
 
Are you happy being the only person in existence to have changed their name more times than they've wiped their arse?
 
Are you capable of kicking Watermelon's ass if you saw him somewhere?
 
dollarhuviya said:
Are you capable of kicking Watermelon's ass if you saw him somewhere?
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Well you know what HE would say. "YES i would murderize that CIS shithead!!"

Oops, I meant to post in Spanish now, effective immediately and starting tomorrow:

Bueno, ya sabes lo que diría. "Sí me gustaría murderize que shithead CIS !!"
 
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