What would you do if Null showed up at your house?

[Xarpho]

I mean, assuming that he's on good terms and not brandishing a shotgun to make sure you stay banned.

 

[FaggotMcDick]

I don’t know. Maybe ask him if he wants to play some LEGO with me. His mom usually picks him up at 5 so we might even manage to finish the Millennium Falcon.

 

[SomeDood]

give him some silver coins so I don't have to mail them

also why does everyone want to feed jersh,jersh is the feeder, I'll let him feed me

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I'd give him my autograph.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Ask him to name the birds that have decided to nest in my garage.

 

[theshitposter]

play fetch with him

 

[DankSmoker]

Murder suicide, after a hearty meal.

 

[trailcamwhore]

I need eight months' notice so I can order a shit-ton of vtuber merch.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Introduce him to my grand daughter. (She is a very good girl)

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Probably say "Sorry, Josh, I don't have pizza at the moment."

 

[Table Country]

Ask if he has time for a friendly debate about the nature of anime pornography.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Live stream our barefoot bareback fuck session

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

I'd offer him home made 60% alcohol rakija, do some interview of him, discuss about various kinds of DIY engineering, including bulding a DIY nuke from scratch, and give him some forum suggestions in person. Perhaps if he gets really drunk from the rakija I'd ask him to give me janny privileges...nah, I don't even know what would I do with them...