What would you do if Null showed up at your house?

[Xarpho]

I mean, assuming that he's on good terms and not brandishing a shotgun to make sure you stay banned.

 

[eDove]

I'd cook him dinner.

 

[Takodachi]

I'd invite him to stay for dinner, what kind of impolite fuck do you take me for? A Swedish?

 

[Amphotericin B]

I’d invite him play vidya and pet my dog while I cook dinner. After dinner we can check on my Nextdoor lolcows.

 

[Hambubger]

Self defence situation

 

[Gunty King]

I'd cook him dinner.

Hope you know how to make Borscht or have a supply of pickled banana peppers.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d coax him inside with pizza and promises of a fat woman coming over soon, before tying him up and gagging him, it’s at this point I would introduce him to my secret fetish…….

 

[teriyakiburns]

Give him money and tell him to buy a sandwich at Asda.

 

[Kornheiser]

I’ll hide in the bathroom until he leaves.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Invite him in, order some decent quality pizza, and maybe take him out back to sling some lead down range.

 

[White Girl]

take him to Sunday service and help him score chrussy (Christian girl pussy)

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Greet him by rubbing and clinking the two motherfucker coins together.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Cut him a sweet check, $15k tax-free gift.
For the lols and freedom to express ourselves.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Invite him to speak at the lynching that's in progress in my back yard.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Tell him I'm sorry but I can't eat that much food.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd invite him in for some food and show him my garden.

 

[A-Stump]

Throw a bunch of paperclips on the ground and run as he stops to count them

 

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Give him his foreskin back and suck him till the blood is gone. He wouldn’t orgasm because he’d be dead.

 

[SandyCat]

I'd offer him a sandwich

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Invite him in my neat hole.