What would you do if there was a thread made of you or a friend?

Me: I would honestly wonder how it happened and politely request an explanation.
Someone else: Depends on whether or not they deserved it. If they did, I would be at the Farms' disposal. If they didn't deserve it, I would argue in their defense. I believe in fairness.
 
Wonder what took so long and berate the OP for missing my golden years of cringe (Age 12-16) when such a thread would've actually gotten the sperg out you're looking for. Now, I'd likely just laugh along with ya.
 
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Nigga if you scored a thread here I'm providing full dox and info, we can't be friends anymore


If it were me I'd have fun with it and turn it into a Spiderman memes thread
 
What would you do if there was a thread made of you or a friend?
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Well, I've always been very critical with my own behaviour. I can’t think for a reason to be featured on a thread here or in a DA article, mostly because I’m boring as hell but if it happened, I would think of the reasons for it and correct the whole thing, either by deleting everything, apologizing or with simple radio silence.

Now, if a friend were in this situation… that depends of how much of a good friend said person is. I guess I’ll be swinging between giving him advice or collaborating with the doxing.
 
Wonder what the fuck you guys could possibly find to be interested enough in the make a thread about me.
 
Well, if i continually did spectacularly exceptional shit like the people from channel awesome and other career lolcows, I would analyze the criticism and improve myself, also come forward to apologize if my actions were also objectionable and not just stupid shit.
 
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Wonder why the Farms would take interest in a forgettable 40k nerd, if it were my thread. If it were my friends thread, probably watch that shit like a hawk and manipulate them into doing stupid shit.
 
I'd do the one thing no cow has ever been able to do and shut the fuck up about it
 
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if it was on me i would stop acting like a lolcow or be self aware about it
if it was on a friend I would slap them until they stopped acting spergy
 
I don't have a continuous internet persona or a really interresting life so the thread would be locked quick by a mod.
I would probably contact OP to ask him why he consider me lolcow worthy because I just don't see it.
 
Well I would just go "Well, not shocked this happen. they are pretty weird" then tell them about then forget it. If it was me, I would just look at some times not ever posting in it, then it most likely die off as I don't actually do that much on the internet.
 
I'd throw a shit fit and call in bomb threats under the admin's names. Truly it's the only way to preserve your honor.
 
Have a panic attack and literally shake rn. Be very tempted to DFE, but realize that'll only escalate things further. Spend a day or two carefully thinking about how I should respond (if it involves my friend, then we'll give each other some good advice), down a piña colada or two, and then own up to my mistakes, answering a few (hopefully unloaded) questions with a side of shitposting, then take a week's vacation from my usual favorite sites until the drama quiets down a bit. Like what @Vorhtbame said, I can change whether I dindu nuffin or didu sumfin. Laugh along with everyone, and hopefully there'll be a happily ever after. Come on, none of us are saints here.

Some Kiwis will see me in a different light as a lolcow, no doubt about that. There have also been lots of very nice people who PMed me or talked offsite in times of crisis. Either way, all signs point to Kiwi Farms' motto: Don't forget. You're here forever.

Lastly, if you ask nicely, I'll post a selfie wearing a cow costume in my thread.
 
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