What would you do if there was a thread made of you or a friend?

I'd send an angry e-mail to @Null demanding that he DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING or I'll call the cyber-police and he'll go to jail.

Then I'd post videos of myself chimping out like a tard, and make an account to mock the farms while I attempt to doxx the users only to reveal more embarrassing info about me and be called a faggot. In the end I'll give up and LEAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER, which means I'll just stop sperging in my thread, instead choosing to lurk quietly on the forum.
 
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Tell you all that it doesn't bother me while crytyping on Tumblr and overdosing on fish oil pills.

For real, though, I'd give you more shit on me. I'd want to go halal in a blaze of autistic glory.
 
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mock myself ruthlessly, gladly accept the free advertising for the art crap I sell, pretend it's not even me.

I'd drop info. actually someone I know online has been mentioned in a thread and I think I added what little I knew about them to that thread. nothing too horrible, if I find anyone horrible I'd want to try to start a thread on them myself I think. although I'm not so skilled at that in general.
 
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I have my own personal horrorcow. If anyone wants to hear it, I won't mind telling you. It's very personal though as it's an ex of mine.
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sorry for the double post but I've got one of these as well. they've scrubbed most of the sordid fun from the internet though, or I'd share. I'd like to hear it. isn't there a personal lolcows thread? if you post about them, @ me in it so I can read.
 
If it was me I'd wonder what the hell I did to make myself be viewed as a lolcow and quickly remedy that so I no longer have such a shameful status. I would not go into the thread and sperg about myself.


If it were a friend I think I'd be keeping a closer eye on their antics from now on.

I remember a guy that was pretty lolcowish. But he kept his antics tied mostly to a tiny community that no longer exists. And he disappeared a long time ago. So there are some people where it wouldn't surprise me at all.
 
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I guess it won't matter much. I doubt this thread will get much traffic. If anything, I could copy paste too.

I can't pull anything up anymore on him, because I have him blocked on everything, for good reason. He was the last boyfriend I dated, before I was diagnosed with autism by two psychyatrists. There would be a lot of times where I wouldn't get or catch what was going on because I wanted to do my own thing around my friends. This worsens with depression. And I really fell into depression. So much so, that any time I tried to talk to him about issues, he'd give me the all American response of "Oh well you can pull through. I have gone through a lot of shit and I'm just fine." Apply boot straps to boot and pull up.

I really couldn't. He'd never listen to me. I felt isolated, and he would gaslight me into thinking I was over reacting. I have had meltdowns before after a string of belittling statements and how I was acting irrational. Hell I remember one of our last arguments, involved me dropping my half full smoothie on the ground and just fucking going NUTS. And the first thing he said to me? "You wasted a perfectly good smoothie". He wasn't concerned I was having a panic attack. At all.

He'd always call me his "pretty little idiot". I have this thing where I can appear ditzy because of lack of awareness or self awareness. But once people get to know me, I'm pretty fucking sharp. Not tooting my own horn. It's what people have told me. I would constantly tell him to stop calling me that. And for a while, months after, I literally believed I was dumb. He also accused me of "emotionally cheating" on him with my best friend who also apparently has autism. He said hurtful things like "You're just using him as an emotional boyfriend", "He wants to fuck you." But really? He was the only one I felt I could talk to without him trying to make himself a victim. But even that didn't work.

So, one day, when he said he never wants to get married at all, it was the last straw. I dumped his ass while house sitting for my parents. He's caused me panic attacks before, after the break up, and the guy I was seeing at the time, had to calm me down. He would air out our dirty laundry to my horror. Made this whole smear campaign about how I cheated on him (he'd leave out the emotional bit to gain more sympathy), and I was kicked out of a thread we both frequented.

So yes. The absolute worst boyfriend I have ever had. I remind myself this because I never want to go through that emotional abuse again.
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Oh my god I am so sorry someone had to put you through that? I cried a little when he started to call you stupid and basically using something you can't help against you. I've been with some pretty terrible guys myself and I know firsthand how much worse emotional abuse can be. I personally wont get into my own story here, just due to how many of the users react to everything. But if you ever need someone to listen to or share stories with please pm me.
 
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