What would you do if you were God?

[Joey Caruso]

Like, say one morning you woke up and "whoops, looks like i'm god now, how'd that happen?". What would you do next?

 

[Draza]

Remove kebab permantly.

 

[Black Waltz]

quit my job

 

[OhGoy]

hopefully as a god i'd finally be able to find true happiness

 

[LofaSofa]

day of retribution

 

[PantsFreeZone]

I would hurl Jim Acosta into the sun and then take a giant shit on India.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Erase everything, including myself.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Watch the world burn.

 

[Zaragoza]

Initiate the rebirth of the human world in the shape of a dyson sphere based on Abrahamic beliefs in Tokyo.

 

[Black Waltz]

third impact

 

[skiddlez]

Start over from scratch.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

Bring Mussolini back from the dead and see how he would act in modern day society.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Fucking so many people would die or suffer eternally...

 

[Some JERK]

Laugh and eat popcorn all day, just like the real God does.

 

[Nobunaga]

One more god rejected

 

[Thelostcup]

Smoke weed and play video games all day and do nothing else just like the real God

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

make hurricanes in montana, see how those assholes like it

 

[Red Hood]

Start granting random perks to human beings.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I would make it so there would be 10 women for every single man and see how society would react.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'd probably go all Doctor Manhattan and take off to start shit elsewhere.