What would you do if you were God?

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Man, you guys don't give the concept of god enough credit. The shit you're doing is something some fancy aliens could do.

You silly demi-gods, talking about 'trying' this, and 'maybe' that... doing the 'best you can'. You're not ready for the true power of a deity. Omnipotence, bitch, do you speak it?

 

[Huge fucking cunt]

I probably would have forgotten about Earth by now since he obviously stopped caring about this place centuries ago

 

[Domo Kitties]

pay off my student loans

edit: then masturbate

 

[sadstuck]

Make TempleOS the best OS out there and give it the ultimate companion — TempleBrowser, which can load any webpage in 0 milliseconds without internet

 

[HazamA]

I would give DEATH a promotion.

 

[Bass]

Smiting. Lots of smiting.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Give humans superpowers, and see which comic book writer got the most accurate prediction.

I’d turn white supremacists into nig nog’s

For shits and giggles ofc

 

[Pinup Paracelsus]

Everyone would be (THC) high 24/7, I'd like to see how society would function.
Or be a God hiding among men, interacting/messing with people would be much more fun than watching from afar.

 

[Eldritch]

Manifest in physical form and declare myself God-Emperor. Conquer all of humanity. Then when I run out of human enemies, create races of xenos ex nihilo to conquer.

Creating exciting problems and solving them in counterintuitive, non-godlike ways is infinitely more fun than instantly fixing mundane, serious problems.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Make some more Gods, divide responsabilities. None should have total power.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Create aliens and make any creation that I make come to life.