What would you do if you were God?

[Gordon Cole]

Slaughter all my enemies in the cruelest ways possible.

 

[killmeme]

Can a God kill themselves?

 

[vhstape]

Make Gabe Newell count to 3

 

[ES 148]

I'd bool with Big Nigga

 

[QB 290]

Buy @skiddlez an ice cream

Then delete it for the lulz

 

[Memeneeto]

Make anime real

 

[Hail Nyarlathotep]

I would just fuck with people's sanity. Like creating a mix between a kraken and an elephant in front of them, or something.

 

[skiddlez]

Buy @skiddlez an ice cream

Then delete it for the lulz

y b mean tho

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'd make the lizard people take Hillary Clinton back home because Earth doesn't want her any more.

 

[160048]

mandatory trap conversion therapy

 

[A Useless Fish]

I'd probably take the job seriously and drive myself insane in the process. I'd want a universe of people living carefree, happy, uneventful lives, but how the fuck can you do that without removing Free Will, and all of the beautiful and terrible things that come with it?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I would spend all day dreaming up ways to fuck with scummy ass televangelists who usurp my name for personal and financial gain.

Peter Popoff, you're Numero Uno on the Lord's hit list.

 

[MacMasonry]

Turn myself into a super God and commence the Day of the Rake. All those Canucks will get what's comin' to 'em, I say!

 

[Hell0]

buy everyone a free ice cream

 

[Vocaloid Ruby]

Vore the universe through my ass.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Give every country a perpetual motion machine (but some don't work) and make humans have 100% perfect DNA replication so there are never any errors in DNA repair and see what happens.

(Humanity kills itself lolz)

 

[Shub-Niggurath]

Birth a Thousand Young

 

[Lez]

Build a swimming pool with no ladder and wait for the next expansion pack.

 

[Smith Banquod]

Dox Jesus and become best bros with Satan and then pass the torch over to Null.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I'd fix the mistakes that the last guy made.