What would you even do if you were Chris' shoes?

[mister meaner]

If you became Chris, but got to keep your hindsight, reason, rational thinking ability and weren't afflicted with autism or any of his mental illnesses, what would you even do?

I've had this question on my mind even before the recent events. Normally one's instinct would be to be on damage control (if they believe it to be possible), but I can't imagine a single hypothetical situation in which I don't kill myself. The reality of everything I (Chris) had done, even before the 'recent events' would be too much for me too bear and I would an hero.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Time to peace out once and for all to glorious Cartoonland

 

[MrTroll]

Convince the social services people that I'm a harmless goof who was prodded into saying untrue things by trolls on the internet for the 297th time in my life, get my dear mom and house back, and then eat that shriveled up, 80-year-old pussy all day, every day.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Merge into the Sonichu dimension I would create a a wormhole by throwing a toaster in the bubble bath while I am sitting inside it.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'd find Megan. Either we're fucking or I'm fucking.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Wouldn't I get gangrene?

 

[LargeChoonger]

Kill myself. This isn't even a question

 

[Tylor Jones]

Meet DSP and make the ultimate crossover episode. Also, stop being a fatty tranny.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Start a gofundme with lots of buzzwords pertaining to trans and autism, promising commissions and fundamental positive changes when reaching certain stretch goals.
Sell what can be sold, trash what needs to be trashed. Pay off debt with tranny gofundme money, then bail. Eat right, exercise and enjoy myself on tard bucks living a simple life in some backwater shithole where rent is cheap.

And eat barbs post-mortem puss of course

 

[Jewthulhu]

Not fuck my mom

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Sudoku.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

if he instantly became that lucid he could write the most fascinating autobiography ever

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’d jump from the tallest building. I’d take the elevator first because I’d be too fat to walk.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

If I was pre-trans Chris I would have fun with it by playing along with the silly Chris stuff but eventually try to improve myself - get a job, clean out the room, become a good citizen of Ruckersville, Virginyah. Make the most of the situation.

If it's post-trans Chris then I'm fucked lmao. Apply gun to head

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Kill myself and hope I reincarnate as a praying mantis.