What would you like your last words to be before you die?

[Lemmingwise]

What would you like your last words to be before you die?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

"I love you guys."

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

"Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!"

 

[Rand /pol/]

Statistically speaking I'll either get hit by a car or get cancer so it'll be "oh fu-" or gurgling and coughing.

 

[Tetra]

Given the choice of dying or listening to you one more fucking minute, Id rather-

 

[Damn Near]

"shit fuck fart"

 

[The Last Stand]

You could kill me, but I know what Hillary Clinton is planning next...

 

[Red Hood]

"The gold is buried in the..."

There was no gold, but if people speculated and tried to look for clues on it, it would be the ultimate final shitpost.

 

[JoshPlz]

"Kill me."

 

[Wendy Carter]

"Freedom, at last."

 

[guccigash]

"goodnight, love, see you in the morning"

 

[PL 001]

Montaron! I....I NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

 

[Lemmingwise]

There was no gold, but if people speculated and tried to look for clues on it, it would be the ultimate final shitpost.

Remember to keep a journal and every 20 pages or so that you're glad that the gold is still all there and re-burried.

 

[Eryngium]

"Google the USS Liberty incident and the Lavon Affair."

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Nothing. I want to be unconscious.

 

[AssRock]

"My glasses!"

 

[Vampirella]

Anything other then incoherent screaming at people. Dementia runs in the family, and I hope I don't get it.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

"HA! That's what your mom said last night!"

 

[CamelCursive]

"Andy knows the truth"

I don't know anyone named Andy but I just want to fuck with people.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'll never give you the antidote