What would you like your last words to be before you die?

[Vorhtbame]

"You see? YOU SEE? I was right all along! Ha!"

 

[cypocryphy]

JULAAAAY!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

"oh yeah that's it right there hold still you dirty bitch I'm about to.... "

I know I already posted but urge to shitpost is too strong.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

subscribe to pewdiepie

 

[Inflatable Julay]

"Get Trump to tweet about this, it'll be epic"

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

"Get Trump to tweet about this, it'll be epic"

'I wouldn't even...gahk *choke* akk Nooo Jess...arghj''

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"I'll bet none of you have ever farted THIS hard."

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Very well, @kiwifarms, I WILL do a backflip!

 

[TowinKarz]

"I ate WHAT?"

 

[raspberry peach]

"Everybody leave the room, I wanna masturbate one last time."

 

[ProgKing of the North]

"Don't miss, faggot"

 

[General Disarray]

"I probably shouldn't have done that. "

 

[I should be working]

Well, I would like it to be something inspirational about my children my life and how far I've come.
But I know it's probibly gonna be something more like.
"Leave me, Save my Waifus!"

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

"I love you Dad."

 

[Some Manajerk]

"ouch"

 

[DogEatDogFood]

"Please tell me that I lasted longer than DSP" But before I close my eyes, I can hear a whisper-laugh: "ACK ACK ACK"

 

[Anesthesia]

"I see CWCville guys. I'm with Sonichu now. He's real. Believe in the dimensional merge. Believe."

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Quote stealing: "Life is wonderful."

Shitposting: "Some of you are alright. Don't go to the funeral home tomorrow."

Most likely: "I'm dying of boredom, give me something to do."

 

[casE sensiTive]

“Laugh and grow fat”