What would you like your last words to be before you die?

[Scarlett Johansson]

"Heathcliff...its me Cathy I've come home. I'm so cohohohoollld let me into your windooooow"

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Fuck all of you

 

[kadoink]

..Scarlet Johannsen was always just a 7/10.

 

[Shokaract]

I'm leaving everything to my cats.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I may not be surprised if my last words are "what was that?"

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"Okay, I'll admit it... I fucking hate niggers."

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Stop being such a pussy. I already said it wasn't loaded. See?

 

[Easterling]

"The jews did this"

 

[Bonecollector]

Probably some dumb-ass animal trivia. "Did you know that a dog has special muscles around their eyes so it can do its signature 'puppy eyes'?"

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Might be stretching the definition of last words, but I'd go with the lyrics to Rapper's Delight. The doctors, nurses and patients start slowly filing in as I keep rapping until I reach the final line and right as the last word escapes my lips all you hear is a loud thud as I hit the ground followed by the heart monitor signaling a flatline with a loud consistent BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I'm not even really big on this song or rap in general. I think it's mostly down to me being old and therefore conditioned by legacy media to find old rapping white guys amusing.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Forgive me, Master, but I have to go all out. Just this once.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I'll go with Buddy Cole's sassy supposition

 

[FeverGlitch]

"OOF"

 

[TowinKarz]

"Anyone else tasting metal in their mouth right now? Or is that just me?"

 

[murgatroid]

This is good, isn't it?

 

[The best and greatest]

Oh no

 

[Vitoze]

All these gamer moments will be lost like Vbucks in the In game shop.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

So much for the tolerant left

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. My name is Charlie.

 

[Milk Mage]

"My only regret...is that I have...boneitis."