What would you like your last words to be before you die?

[The Cunting Death]

The meaning of life is...

 

[Lynera Skalbi]

"God will be dead in approximately (time until my death) seconds"

 

[RetardedCat]

"gas the kikes, race war now"

 

[JoshPlz]

In all honesty, I think I would simply like to let out a massive, earth shattering fart.

Just so I could make my loved ones laugh one last time before the mourning starts.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

And not a moment too soon.

 

[oldTireWater]

Never thought I'd live to be 100 in such good health, and have so much money.

 

[gun]

DIE NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

'Yes, I think that motor boating has induced a heart attack, Kelly Brook..'

 

[Muttnik]

"See you, Space Cowboys..."

 

[oldTireWater]

"I'm proud to have witnessed the eradication of homosexuality in my lifetime."

 

[Crocketron]

"don't cry for me, I'm already dead" or "Fuck it, I grew tired of living anyways".

 

[Lackadaisy]

Sure glad this is contagious!

 

[whatever I feel like]

I am D. B. Cooper.

 

[Black Waltz]

allahu akbar

 

[Dafrunk89]

That's right, Jay.

 

[Prussian Blue]

"Farewell! I had fun and stayed safe!"

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Sounds about right yeah

 

[Pargon]

"And if I'm wrong may God strike me dead where I stand."

 

[Red Hood]

In all honesty, I think I would simply like to let out a massive, earth shattering fart.

Just so I could make my loved ones laugh one last time before the mourning starts.

Well you do evacuate your bowels upon expiration so just get really gassy when the reaper makes an appointment and nature will take care of the rest.

 

[Lez]

"It was his hat, Mr Krabs. He was number one."