WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

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Drug addict and school dropout goes on adventure in Mexico with his buddy Walter ....
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Where I heard that story before.

One Winged Pear Farmer said:
For someone who talks so much about how good his ancestry is it’s strange he would fantasize about the Chad steppe conquerors. Really gets the noggin joggin
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Well he claimed in his steppe video that ancient Steppe conquerors were same as modern western Europeans.
Lmao. We wuz Khanz and shieet.
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Says the guy who didnt touch primary source in his entire life and what he reads is almost always closer to Belles-lettres then serious history book.
 
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One Winged Pear Farmer said:
“I’m incredibly handsome and still struggle with dating” makes me laugh everytime I see a picture of the troglodyte
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I always chuckle thinking about him describing himself as "so handsome it went viral" in his autobiography.

I live for the Hot Boi Rudy™️ sexy posed photos he posts where he's in suits and trying to look hot as fuck. I always wonder what the photo shoot was like lol.
 
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What are the chances Rudyard is somehow connected to this? He's not listed as a speaker on their site, but he's definitely big enough to be one compared to the other people they have.

Would not surprise me at all if he has some connection to the organizers. It's the kind of shit he would pull. It's also in Austin, Texas, which is pretty damn close to where he lives.

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taxedbrass said:
What are the chances Rudyard is somehow connected to this? He's not listed as a speaker on their site, but he's definitely big enough to be one compared to the other people they have.

Would not surprise me at all if he has some connection to the organizers. It's the kind of shit he would pull. It's also in Austin, Texas, which is pretty damn close to where he lives.

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This sounds like it will be the world's largest sausage fest.
 
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taxedbrass said:
What are the chances Rudyard is somehow connected to this? He's not listed as a speaker on their site, but he's definitely big enough to be one compared to the other people they have.

Would not surprise me at all if he has some connection to the organizers. It's the kind of shit he would pull. It's also in Austin, Texas, which is pretty damn close to where he lives.

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Conference of Esoteric Order of Dragon (or how the fuck is Chudyards organisation called) is supposed to happen soon.
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Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/knvg4
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taxedbrass said:
What are the chances Rudyard is somehow connected to this? He's not listed as a speaker on their site, but he's definitely big enough to be one compared to the other people they have.

Would not surprise me at all if he has some connection to the organizers. It's the kind of shit he would pull. It's also in Austin, Texas, which is pretty damn close to where he lives.

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Rudyard is probably not attending. This is the third year the Natal Conference has been held and tickets are sold out. It was started by a mormon https://x.com/extradeadjcb and it holds pretty respectable figures from the online right. It doesn't really have any troublemakers or wignats. Extradeadjcb is more in the facefag BAP-adjacent sphere. This is the kind of content he does: very dry conversations with Catholic economics professors about motherhood.
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For whatever reason leftists have taken an interest in it this year so they're sending out messaging to get their antifa subhumans out in the streets:
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One Winged Pear Farmer said:
For someone who talks so much about how good his ancestry is it’s strange he would fantasize about the Chad steppe conquerors.
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I mean, the charitable way to interpret it would be as some kind of white brotherhood thing. Every Indo-european/aryan/whatever you want to call it descended culture came from those same steppe raiders and share a common ancestry. If he's primarily of Celtic heritage from the British Isles like he says, then his people (Britons, Picts, and Gaels ) lived the Indo-European cattle raider warband lifestyle probably longer than any other group in Western Europe by at least 3-500 years. When you read about when the Romans showed up it basically sounds like the only difference between the Celts and the Bronze Age Aryans was that southern Brittan was still too forested for the massive cattle and sheep herds so they were more agricultural and lived more like the Gauls in France. I think really the only way you can make a better claim to that heritage is if you were like ethnically a Cossack.

That all being said, it's Rudyard so instead he has to just blow everything out into a caricature of its self. He also really needs to decide if he's a racialist or not. He's in way too far to be hopping back between talking in extremely racial ways and all his weird civ nat takes.
 
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waffle said:
If he's primarily of Celtic heritage from the British Isles like he says, then his people (Britons, Picts, and Gaels ) lived the Indo-European cattle raider warband lifestyle probably longer than any other group in Western Europe by at least 3-500 years.
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My favorite Rudyard deeplore is that, no matter how you slice it, it's apparently his destiny to be crowned the King of England. Rudyard has a claim in the British elite as far back as the druids.
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Way back in 2016 Rudyard claimed to be a descendent of Harold Godwinson and fantasized about ruling the Greater England. He also speaks Old English!


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Circa Dec 2024, Rudyard is also descended from William the Conqueror, the guy who KILLED Harold Godwinson. I expect that he'll be Hanoverian by next Christmas.
 
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vettii said:
My favorite Rudyard deeplore is that, no matter how you slice it, it's apparently his destiny to be crowned the King of England. Rudyard has a claim in the British elite as far back as the druids.
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Circa Dec 2024, Rudyard is also descended from William the Conqueror, the guy who KILLED Harold Godwinson. I expect that he'll be Hanoverian by next Christmas.
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Does Rudy understand all three of those people are from very different groups?

Ah, who am I kidding? Of course he doesn't.
 
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Also, how does Rudy keep managing to find worse and worse camera angles for himself?
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My name is Rudyard Lynch. I’m 23 years old. I believe in an imminent civil war, and a balanced ayahuasca consumption and a rigorous kratom routine. In the morning, if Odin raped me, I'll commune with the spirit world. I can outdo the Amazonian shamans now. After I visit hell I write down the names of the girls I fapped to last night. Online I make youtube videos, participate in streams, and update my goodreads. Then I work on my book about the crisis of the 21st century while I prepare my next dose of kratom. I always use an octopus mug, because an octopus mug gets you octopussy. Then ayahuasca, then an another round of travelling to the spirit realm, followed by a few more additions to the faplist. There is an idea of a Rudyard Lynch. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense my autism, I simply am not there.
 
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