WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

My favorite Rudyard deeplore is that, no matter how you slice it, it's apparently his destiny to be crowned the King of England. Rudyard has a claim in the British elite as far back as the druids.
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Way back in 2016 Rudyard claimed to be a descendent of Harold Godwinson and fantasized about ruling the Greater England. He also speaks Old English!
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Circa Dec 2024, Rudyard is also descended from William the Conqueror, the guy who KILLED Harold Godwinson. I expect that he'll be Hanoverian by next Christmas.
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Amateur, every european noble worth his salt claims he is descendant of Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great.
Speaking of which here is quote from The Deeds of the Saxons (medieval chronicle) claiming Saxon were descendants of Macedonian army. How is it relevant you ask ? Saxons were one of germanic tribes that moved into post Roman Britain. So if Chudyard ever touched primary sources I think he would discover this and ran with it. Guys I found ancient document proving I am direct descendant of Alexander the Great. It would fit perfectly into his belief that he is main character.

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Plot twist, Rudy is right about being descended from all of those leaders but only as a result of rape babies from their military conquests. Shits like bragging that you’re a descendant of genghis khan when your family is Han Chinese
Raped by Odin, Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan. Possibly all at once in the spirit realm.
 
This guys fans are delusional as fuck.
It’s always annoying when people say “bro he used to make good content”. No he didn’t, he’s always been a generic conservative video essayist with at best shallow understanding of the subject material.

So many of these YouTube essayists can just pump out lukewarm videos with oversimplified or outright incorrect information on the topic, and be hailed as geniuses by people who only half listen to the video while they play fortnite.
 
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It’s always annoying when people say “bro he used to make good content”. No he didn’t, he’s always been a generic conservative video essayist with at best shallow understanding of the subject material.
Yes, but his content has shifted quite a bit. I actually started watching him when he made his shift from alt history to alt future and found his theoretical video topics to at least stir a few interesting discussions in the comment section. It was the shift from alt future to right wing political philosophy grifting that alienated most long time viewers.
 
It’s always annoying when people say “bro he used to make good content”. No he didn’t, he’s always been a generic conservative video essayist with at best shallow understanding of the subject material.
No? He used to be an alt-history youtuber, albeit one that had a very loose definition of alt-history. It's literally in his name. The transition into being zoomer, huwite Tim Pool is a fraction of his overall career.
 
No? He used to be an alt-history youtuber, albeit one that had a very loose definition of alt-history. It's literally in his name. The transition into being zoomer, huwite Tim Pool is a fraction of his overall career.
I’m not talking about his alt-hist videos, I’m talking about his early video essays he started making about three years ago, that people point to as being “good”

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On behalf of today being April 1st, the end date of Rudyard's prediction that the US would collapse into a civil war "by April", I'll share this clip from his latest video "WTF is the Left Even Doing?" where he now claims he'll only be objectively wrong about his prediction if it doesn't happen in another 4 years.

 
On behalf of today being April 1st, the end date of Rudyard's prediction that the US would collapse into a civil war "by April", I'll share this clip from his latest video "WTF is the Left Even Doing?" where he now claims he'll only be objectively wrong about his prediction if it doesn't happen in another 4 years.

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Moving the goalposts once more, are we Rudy?
 
On behalf of today being April 1st, the end date of Rudyard's prediction that the US would collapse into a civil war "by April", I'll share this clip from his latest video "WTF is the Left Even Doing?" where he now claims he'll only be objectively wrong about his prediction if it doesn't happen in another 4 years.


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PREDICTION!!!
His brain will deteriorate to such a large degree in 4 years that he'll genuinely believe a war is currently underway.
Basically, his full lolcow potential will be in several years, not right now :(
 
On behalf of today being April 1st, the end date of Rudyard's prediction that the US would collapse into a civil war "by April", I'll share this clip from his latest video "WTF is the Left Even Doing?" where he now claims he'll only be objectively wrong about his prediction if it doesn't happen in another 4 years.

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That’s because you don’t understand that Rudyard actually meant April in a Jungian sense metaphorically since obviously April is the cruelest month. Furthermore by collapse he is more predicting a moral, psychic collapse of the american Civilisational racial soul transitioning from Spenglers “Culture” era of development to its “Civilization” era. This of course is but the first step in the 100,000 year kali yuga so technically if it ends by then he was right all along.

Rudyard has developed this completely novel analysis by cross referencing literally tens of wikipedia pages.
 
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