Lovequest What's been going on with Jessica Quinn?

[MMX]

Jessica Quinn has been around at least since 2015. She went through the Un-clit fiasco

Spoiler: Facebook comments

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And still somehow managed to remain friends. She hasn't responded to Chris' stuff on Facebook much recently, but she is an ass-patter and does try to give advice which Chris usually ignores. She tends to get into slap fights with Waterman as well. I remember Chris talking about some local girl he might try dating, maybe this is her? Her Facebook account seems real and if she's trolling Chris she's been doing it for at least two years. She may genuinely feel sorry for him but I can't imagine someone desperate enough (or damaged enough) to date Chris.

I'm not sure you could consider her local, she "apparently" lives in orange which is 40 minutes drive from Chris.
Then again distance is no obsticle to a warrior of love.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

Can't be underwhelmed if you aren't expecting anything

I expect nothing and I know I'll still be let down

 

[FatNero]

Congrats, three some years of weening and you got a thread. Persistence pays off.

 

[muh_moobs]

Xtube or it's not real.

I'll keep my brain bleach handy just in case . . .

 

[Mussi]

Our boy Chris could do better.

 

[Rokko]

Jessica Quinn has been around at least since 2015. She went through the Un-clit fiasco

Spoiler: Facebook comments

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And still somehow managed to remain friends. She hasn't responded to Chris' stuff on Facebook much recently, but she is an ass-patter and does try to give advice which Chris usually ignores. She tends to get into slap fights with Waterman as well. I remember Chris talking about some local girl he might try dating, maybe this is her? Her Facebook account seems real and if she's trolling Chris she's been doing it for at least two years. She may genuinely feel sorry for him but I can't imagine someone desperate enough (or damaged enough) to date Chris.

Edit: Ah here it is. It was during a Doopie email he mentioned some gal pal liking him. They haven't met yet, and her Facebook says she lives in Orange, VA. Not sure how close that is, but he could be talking about Jessica.

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Wasn´t she the one that sometimes accused Kim Whatshername of being a troll? While we are at it, Kim is @LoveYouLongTime a.k.a. Emily, right?

 

[Gunslinger]

Wasn´t she the one that sometimes accused Kim Whatshername of being a troll? While we are at it, Kim is @LoveYouLongTime a.k.a. Emily, right?

No I think it was Anna that accused Kim of being a troll. And yes Kim is at least partly played by @LoveYouLongTime.

 

[Cuntster]

Yea but she's kept this cherade up for years. It is rather autistic to white knight somebody like Chris for such a long period of time only to troll him with the same tired lovequest shit that's already been done before.

Autistic yes, but if someone has the dedication to put that kind of forethought and planning into trolling Chris I have to applaud them for it.

And if she/he/it manages to get him posting cringy love dedication videos like he did in the past then we all win.

 

[Rokko]

No I think it was Anna that accused Kim of being a troll. And yes Kim is at least partly played by @LoveYouLongTime.

Ah, yes. You are right. Btw, I wonder what Anna says about that.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The eyebrows tell me everything I need to know about this person.

 

[Bandit Keith]

Take your bets and spin the wheel. Is the ball going to land on Funny, Tedious or Depressing?

If all my years of watching Chris have taught me anything:

Most likely an odd combination of all three.

 

[m0rnutz]

Honestly? I've been wanting to see this for a while.

The eyebrows tell me everything I need to know about this person.

It's a woman. I know that's going to be debated, but it's a woman, she just isn't that pretty.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Its just an asspat. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris and this asspatter are trying to make him look like he is good tribbing material.

 

[Totenkopf]

What if it's one of those psycho bitches you read about in the news and she hacks Chris up and makes him into a meat pie and she's already done this to 4 men before

Stranger things have happened you know

 

[PlasticOwls]

I'm not sure you could consider her local, she "apparently" lives in orange which is 40 minutes drive from Chris.
Then again distance is no obsticle to a warrior of love.

This is the same warrior of love who drove all the way to Ohio for a half assed catfishing scheme. 40 minute drive is nothing to a man looking for china and lesbian love

 

[admiral]

The eyebrows tell me everything I need to know about this person.

Damn Phil would be jealous of those eyebrows

 

[CWCissey]

What if it's one of those psycho bitches you read about in the news and she hacks Chris up and makes him into a meat pie and she's already done this to 4 men before

Stranger things have happened you know

If that was the case, one of us would have proof now.

Also,

 

[Totenkopf]

If that was the case, one of us would have proof now.

Would you eat a Chris-pie?

 

[Basil]

I always assumed she was a we.en that has been hiding her power level just to have a direct line to Chris. Maybe she's going to cash in her chips to put an end to the Tomgirl saga and set him straight. Seems like a vain effort since Chris will do anything for china as long as it's not self-improvement.

 

[Raiken]

If she is around for this long, then this is an attempt to fix him.

She will fail hard though, but I like to see how far she will go.