What's the cheapest ring to propose with that doesn't look like crap?

[Aiōn]

All astrology is crap and none of it should be trusted.

Modern western astrology, the kind that they print in the newspapers is utter crap and does a great job at discrediting the entire topic. Amongst other things, I do believe in Mayan astrology though and often observe people unwittingly using themes of their sign such as in lyrics.

Philip Burnell, AKA Darksyde Phil’s Mayan sign is Night. Ethan Ralph’s Mayan sign is Death and chose the name Killstream, I can also see from his chart why the 'Ralphamale W’ always inevitably turns into an L.

 

[dry roasted]

No engagement ring. Tacky modern convention. Instead of holding out shiny thing like you're trying to placate a wealth hoarding dragon, hold her hands in yours and say romantic things. Then after she accepts, go together to pick out simple matching gold wedding bands. Nothing wrong with wearing bling when you're in the mood for it, but for everyday a gold band matches everything, doesn't break, stays clean, and looks classy and elegant.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

I know gold and silver bugs would keelhaul anyone who touched their collection, but coin rings and spoon rings make really sentimental ring sets. You can usually find people selling spoon rings at any craft fair, but I recommend Etsy for coin rings so you can hopefully find a matching set with design or date you prefer.