What's the deal with this archetype I see everywhere?

[Megaton Punch]

• Female, or at least appears somewhat female
• Badly dyed hair
• Hair is unwashed and stringy; looks like greasy kelp
• Dresses like a 6 year old
• Is obsessed with cartoons and other kid stuff
• Most important part: has a walker at all times despite obviously not needing one

What's with the overlap of arrested development perma-child women and malingering? I see it everywhere. Is there a factory where they produce these units?

FAQ

Are you talking about Chris?

No. At least I'm pretty sure I didn't see Chris. Also, nobody would ever confuse Chris for a female.

Yeah there's a factory, it's called Berkeley!

I don't live close enough to Berkeley to explain this phenomenon.

 

[KittyGremlin]

it's the elusive Legbeard you're thinking of.

 

[She Beetle]

Well, at least I don't own a walker.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Only on KiwiFarms so far have I read of this phenomenon, for neither in the real world nor any other space online have I come across this sudden surge of women using walkers who clearly don't need them. Could very well be an area-specific thing.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Sounds like you found a top-ranked assassin from No More Heroes, level up and challenge her to a battle to the death.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

has a walker at all times despite obviously not needing one

I know exactly the kind of weird bitches you're talking about, but instead of walkers, the ones I see use canes even though they're not blind.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

has a walker

This is the fourth time I've seen someone complain about this. What kind of libtard inner city do y'all live in where gen z women walk around with canes? I've never seen that shit ever.

 

[Cats]

lol color me surprised if it isn't some feminist statement on making themselves look like grandmas so men won't be attracted to them. as if they were appealing in any way without the walker. That sounds exactly like the kind of convoluted shit people like that would do.

 

[Eventide]

You mean Munchies/Spoonies? I.e. women whose chosen internet grift is pretending to be weak frail bedbound victorian ladies perpetually on the verge of death they pretend to be sick & doctor shop to score opiates and benzodiazepines

 

[Chongqing]

What do you mean by a walker? That threw me for a loop.

Just the common definition, right?

 

[Eventide]

What do you mean by a walker? That threw me for a loop.

Just the common definition, right?

I think he means, like, the old people metal cane device thing, the one that often has tennis balls at the bottom of it. (As opposed to say, a zombie from the walking dead)

 

[Cat tit bingo]

First 5 are just the typical arrested development women child but I've got no fucking clue about walkers, I've seen many of danger hair, femcels, and what have you but never ones with walkers

 

[P R O X Y]

Most important part: has a walker at all times despite obviously not needing one

I have never heard of this. This is a thing?

Only thing I can speak to is the females who are very into kids cartoons. These women have very bad mental issues, avoid them.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

• Hair is unwashed and stringy; looks like greasy kelp
• Dresses like a 6 year old
• Is obsessed with cartoons and other kid stuff

Describes any and all terminally-online mentality, whether girl streamers, troons or "I cosplay for a living". They think long ungroomed (but sometimes washed) hair is enough to be girly. Always wear a beanie, hoodies and loose clothing. Either cause they're genuinely immature or to grift the immature audience.

 

[Megaton Punch]

Only on KiwiFarms so far have I read of this phenomenon, for neither in the real world nor any other space online have I come across this sudden surge of women using walkers who clearly don't need them. Could very well be an area-specific thing.

I think it's just a bughive thing. Yet another social contagion that spreads in deep blue cities.

This is the fourth time I've seen someone complain about this. What kind of libtard inner city do y'all live in where gen z women walk around with canes? I've never seen that shit ever.

I was a stone's throw away from a city that consists entirely of limousine liberals at the time. That's as specific as I'll get.

You mean Munchies/Spoonies? I.e. women whose chosen internet grift is pretending to be weak frail bedbound victorian ladies perpetually on the verge of death they pretend to be sick & doctor shop to score opiates and benzodiazepines

It's pretty much a given these women are munchies, it's just weird how uniform they are. There must be a Malingerer's Guide to Getting Attention they all read.

What do you mean by a walker? That threw me for a loop.

Just the common definition, right?

I think he means, like, the old people metal cane device thing, the one that often has tennis balls at the bottom of it. (As opposed to say, a zombie from the walking dead)

Just so. The one I saw the other day did in fact have the tennis balls too.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

Only on KiwiFarms so far have I read of this phenomenon, for neither in the real world nor any other space online have I come across this sudden surge of women using walkers who clearly don't need them. Could very well be an area-specific thing.

There might be a monster dick chad prowling the streets blowing out every pussy he can get his hands on. That might explain the walkers and the confinement of the phenomenon to one location.

 

[BatsInTheBelfry]

This is the fourth time I've seen someone complain about this. What kind of libtard inner city do y'all live in where gen z women walk around with canes? I've never seen that shit ever.

If you go through a college town, you spot like three dye jobs with a cane. Not a cute walking stick or anything. Just a standard ass medical looking cane. The urge to kick it out from under them is immense. They don’t even use it right.


Munchies and spoonies in the real world are too much.

 

[Idiotron]

Can you post an example of what you're talking about?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if op was just talking about kids with progeria
edit: can kids with progeria grow hair?

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

this sounds like the beginning of a creepypasta