What's the edgiest thing you've ever done?

A supermarket I worked at in college fired me because they found out I went to therapy, they said I was going to come in and shoot everyone. This was back in the 90s.
Each time I took gamgam shopping there, I would drink a double gulp, go to the restroom, and piss all over the place including soaking the toilet paper. I did this about 7 times until they opened up a Meijer which Gamgam liked much better because they had scootypuffs for old people and fat fucks.
 
I lost my temper and I took a knife...

You know those do-not-remove-under-the-penalty-of-law labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of them off!!!

I got a real bad temper!
Bad to the Bone plays
 
When I was nine I wrote "FUCK" on a piece of newspaper in the art room. Seems innocent enough in retrospect but the teacher went insane, hauled me up in front of the principal who threatened to suspend me.
 
Watching genuine Dragon Lord tapes... And I though normal porn was fucking disgusting! The biggest goofy lolcow of the fucking internet...
 

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I unironically bought a katana and slashed a bunch of plants and shit in the woods. I felt like such a badass. 8)
 
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When I was a teenager, I started fucking with this girl on a forum for no reason and she ended up throwing out that her mom died as some kind of own and I was like, "yeah because she didn't want to live knowing she had you". I still actually feel pretty bad about that one.
 
When I was a teenager, I started fucking with this girl on a forum for no reason and she ended up throwing out that her mom died as some kind of own and I was like, "yeah because she didn't want to live knowing she had you". I still actually feel pretty bad about that one.
"Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that!"

I don't know if I've ever done anything really edgy. Maybe all those Sims I didn't like that I immured in a 1x1 square of drywall and allowed to die of starvation in a pool of their own waste.
 
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I unironically bought a katana and slashed a bunch of plants and shit in the woods. I felt like such a badass. 8)
I bought it semi-ironically, but I really sincerly enjoyed stabbing the crap out of some old gallon jugs filled with water
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