What’s the first thing you'll do if you meet an alien?

[Gorgar]

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[Vingle]

Ask it if they are a feeder.

 

[MrTroll]

Ask to see its papers so I can know if it's an illegal alien.

 

[Kaido117]

Ask to be probed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Depending on how they are, maybe see if I can go with them?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Can you invade please? 3 years of Biden is going to cause society to collapse..at least if you enslave us we will have cool alien overlords instead of Decrepit Boomers"

Depending on how they are, maybe see if I can go with them?

"CAN I SAIL AWAY, CAN I SAIL AWAY, CAN I SAIL AWAY WITH YOU?"

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Scream "ayy lmao" in its face and report it to the ICE. Goddamn fucking illegal alien.

Then hope for an invasion. Anything to avoid the 10th wave lockdowns.

 

[The Last Stand]

Take him to my leader.

Israel.

 

[Uncle Sid]

Ask it for money.

 

[Megatardingo]

Try to explain how all of this isn't my fault.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Ask it out

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

I can't speak neither Spanish nor Arabic so nope,nothing lol.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Ask if it's E.T.

 

[Blacklight]

Fuck it

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Suggest they get back on their ship and never come back if they value their lives, culture, and where they came from, because this planet is a lost cause.

 

[Deadpool]

Show it Kiwi Farms and after it reads about the type of people who live on this planet they'll decide we're not worth invading.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

i'll become homies with the aliens and we'll netflix n' chill and i'll tell them about humans n shit

 

[DumbDude42]

warn them about the jews

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tell it I’m considered the peak of human evolution and that it should therefore have sex with me.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Ask them what the cures for cancer,Alzheimer's,Autism, heart disease etc. are and then sell that shit as a discovery, becoming king of the world.