What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Somsnosa]

Lunchables

 

[Schwachkopf]

Szechuan Sauce

 

[ES 148]

Ketchup.
I see a disproportionate amount of people with 'ketchup' in their usernames. A friend of mine who is challenged in the 'tism department is obsessed with it.

I'm biased because I hate the stuff, but I think this was discussed in a different thread and the 'autism' part is because it's something they can put on anything so it can taste like ketchup.

 

[AnOminous]

What's the criteria to determine what is an autistic food?

Is it in your refrigerator?

 

[Cthulu]

Is it in your refrigerator?

Is alcohol an autist food?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Is alcohol an autist food?

Only if it's Smirnoff Ice or one of those horrid energy drink/booze monstrosities.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Only if it's Smirnoff Ice or one of those horrid energy drink/booze monstrosities.

This is the first time i have ever heard of an energy drink mixed with alcohol.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This is the first time i have ever heard of an energy drink mixed with alcohol.

As if both shitty booze and energy drinks don't go down rough on their own, Jesus Christ.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the first time i have ever heard of an energy drink mixed with alcohol.

You never heard of Four Loko? (Don't bother trying it now, they got rid of the energy part.)

 

[Quijibo69]

Mom's spaghetti

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Mom's spaghetti

Spaghetti-O's are pretty autistic yeah.

 

[Un Platano]

This shit

How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?

 

[AnOminous]

This shit
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How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?

I love this shit.

So I guess it should definitely be crowned most autistic food.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This shit
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How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?

This stuff is better with a spoon on hand than bread, as there's no textural contrast to speak of.

 

[Un Platano]

This stuff is better with a spoon on hand than bread, as there's no textural contrast to speak of.

I'm convinced that the "peanut butter" and "jelly" are the same salty sugary paste dyed different colors.

 

[AnOminous]

This stuff is better with a spoon on hand than bread, as there's no textural contrast to speak of.

What part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich really relies on there being separate layers of peanut butter and jelly? You're eating something that's composed of pure fat and sugar. Do kids eating peanut butter and jelly they got with the lunch their mom packed really sit there appreciating the different layers? Probably not because they've already melted together.

The very fact I've bothered justifying it, though, should crown it as literally the most autistic food product of all time.

 

[BB 876]

This shit
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How lazy do you have to be that you see this as a viable option?

How cute. It's a step down from uncrustables.

I nominate dinosaur chicken nuggets as the most autistic food.

 

[friedshrimp]

Fanta!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You never heard of Four Loko? (Don't bother trying it now, they got rid of the energy part.)

I made a drink in college called the sidewalk slammer where u took a 40 of St ides and drank it down to the top of the label. Once there, start pouring in 4loko. I once found my roommate passed out in front of the open refrigerator after two of these

 

[OtterParty]

I made a drink in college called the sidewalk slammer where u took a 40 of St ides and drank it down to the top of the label. Once there, start pouring in 4loko. I once found my roommate passed out in front of the open refrigerator after two of these

was the refrigerator running