What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[CWCissey]

This is the first time i have ever heard of an energy drink mixed with alcohol.

Never heard of Vodbulls? (Vodka and Red Bull, drunk exclusively by wankers)

 

[AnOminous]

I made a drink in college called the sidewalk slammer where u took a 40 of St ides and drank it down to the top of the label. Once there, start pouring in 4loko. I once found my roommate passed out in front of the open refrigerator after two of these

Your roommate was a fag and it should have taken at least 5 of these to do that.

 

[Male]

Can't go wrong with the old fashioned cooked spaghetti tucked right inside your pants pockets.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Your roommate was a fag and it should have taken at least 5 of these to do that.

Russians can't handle their liquor

Never heard of Vodbulls? (Vodka and Red Bull, drunk exclusively by wankers)

JAGER BOMB

 

[CWCissey]

JAGER BOMB

That's usually Coke though isn't it? So not really an energy drink.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

That's usually Coke though isn't it? So not really an energy drink.

Red bull

 

[Miss Walsh]

Turkey dinosaurs and smiley potato things is definitely autistic.

This is a very inauthentic representation though because if you presented this plate to a real autistic they would have a screaming fit about how everything is touching.

 

[Shokew]

Ramen noodles - just the noodles, packet, and hot water; with no veggies, meat, or other proper ingredients to help reduce the high blood pressure eating just one of these will easily cause. FACT.

If not the average food of an autist, then the food of someone who needs to develop a taste for real food and a will to spend proper money on it (no matter how hard it is to do, sometimes.) - for the sake of good health, anyway.

For a more obvious choice - Anything Chris shoves in his face and dares to call "good for you".

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Never heard of Vodbulls? (Vodka and Red Bull, drunk exclusively by wankers)

Lol, alcohol is cool therefore it can't be the most autistic food. Think something a kid would eat, that would be weird for a grown adult to eat like tendies.

 

[Quijibo69]

This ice cream:

 

[Caesare]

Ramen noodles - just the noodles, packet, and hot water; with no veggies, meat, or other proper ingredients to help reduce the high blood pressure eating just one of these will easily cause. FACT.

That's not autistic food as much as it is creepy, lonely, poor bachelor food.

You can buy canned goods for far cheeper and they typically don't taste like shit.

MRE's have that heater built in with them so you don't have to build a fire like a goddamn caveman.

 

[RI 360]

 

[The Great Citracett]

What could be more autistic than slathering ketchup on everything?

Drenching it in this shit.

 

[heymate]

What could be more autistic than slathering ketchup on everything?

Drenching it in this shit.
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Delete this, right now.

 

[VoidMachine]

Does that heinz multi color shit still even exist?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does that heinz multi color shit still even exist?

I guess it was introduced in 2000 and lasted 6 years. I never knew it made it that long. Apparently it was always a failure, but they kept pushing it, even adding vitamin c as a selling point, but it never caught on. Seems there's just something about those colors that seems too unnatural and inedible for most people to want to eat. Only people I ever saw try it were adults out of curiosity. Most kids I knew wouldn't touch it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Legit autistic food: white bread. I am not even kidding. Texture-wise and taste-wise, it's most acceptable to fussy spergs, particularly young autistic children. Spergs sperg out about textures and flavors that may trigger them; white bread is least likely to do that.

 

[CWCissey]

Legit autistic food: white bread. I am not even kidding. Texture-wise and taste-wise, it's most acceptable to fussy spergs, particularly young autistic children. Spergs sperg out about textures and flavors that may trigger them; white bread is least likely to do that.

At least it's normal as part of a sandwich (fuck that wholemeal shit)

 

[Koby_Fish]

At least it's normal as part of a sandwich (fuck that wholemeal shit)

you mean hwhole hwheat bread? Yeah that shit's disgusting. Too bitter and it goes rancid, leading to rancid tasting bread.

 

[HenryKissiger]

Jimmy John's

Hello, I would like a sub sandwich but I don't want it toasted or even remotely warmed because I consistently make very bad life choices and why should this be any different.