What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Disheveled Human]

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I was born with autism and loved eating these growing up.

I just use the crescent ones and wrap a piece of cheese in them then bake. Totally not autistic food its food for fat fucks or skinny people who do not care about counting calories.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I just use the crescent ones and wrap a piece of cheese in them then bake. Totally not autistic food its food for fat fucks or skinny people who do not care about counting calories.

they make good finger food to take to work functions or parties. People usually eat them up quickly.

 

[ClownBrew]

What's the criteria to determine what is an autistic food?

texture texture texture

 

[palmtreesalad]

Frozen prepackaged pancakes .. I never understood it

 

[Grub Nub]

How dare you retards forget to mention glue. Everyone here eats it and after four years and 23 pages we're STILL IN DENIAL.

 

[AnOminous]

Frozen prepackaged pancakes .. I never understood it

I don't know why, but for some reason, I utterly suck at pancakes and have never got the hang of it.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Frozen prepackaged pancakes .. I never understood it

When I lived in a home with no oven I absolutely fell in love with microwave frozen pancakes, sausage sticks, eggs, and hash browns. They are so cheap and actually taste okay.

 

[Hummingbird]

I'm going to nominate ranch dressing since a low-functioning autistic I work with puts it on almost everything. Even pouring it over chex mix until it's covered.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'm going to nominate ranch dressing since a low-functioning autistic I work with puts it on almost everything. Even pouring it over chex mix until it's covered.

I'll raise you one worse: Barbara Chandlers Pussy

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Barbara Chandler's skin and bones.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

eating animal crackers as an adult when you don't have kids?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Has anyone mentioned orange Fanta mixed with your own semen?

 

[Mistakeling]

Sausage rolls 100%

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I'm going to nominate ranch dressing since a low-functioning autistic I work with puts it on almost everything. Even pouring it over chex mix until it's covered.

Savoury cereal for the discerning autist?

 

[Chandler Bing]

How dare you retards forget to mention glue. Everyone here eats it and after four years and 23 pages we're STILL IN DENIAL.

Bullshit. It's Crayons.

Have you not seen WallStreetBets????

 

[MasterDisaster]

This has been a roller coaster of amazing choices; some of which are on point and some that might be a wee stretch...but while you've been picking actual food stuffs you forgot the true staples of the autists diet;
Dingleberries
Paste
Erasers
Boogers
Crayons
And ABC gum.

 

[Baloney Face]

Food only please. Not just anything anything speds might to put in their mouths.

 

[maguyver16]

This has been a roller coaster of amazing choices; some of which are on point and some that might be a wee stretch...but while you've been picking actual food stuffs you forgot the true staples of the autists diet;
Dingleberries
Paste
Erasers
Boogers
Crayons
And ABC gum.

I would also nominate the corners of binders.

 

[Dysnomia]

I would also nominate the corners of binders.

Paint chips.

Don't judge me. It hurts my feewings no bulli.

 

[maguyver16]

Paint chips.

Don't judge me. It hurts my feewings no bulli.

Were they lead paint?