What's the most autistic thing you've accidentally said in a conversation?

[BBonk]

Online or IRL

 

[Feline Darkmage]

accidentally?

 

[RG 448]

“Jew!”

 

[Cthulu]

@BBonk tell me yours first

 

[Hal]

I mentioned dsp gaming to my friend once.

 

[SweetDee]

There's been so many. Can you be a little more specific?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Someone showed me a weird video once and I said "I think that gave me autism" after it was finished only for someone else in the room to shout "Too late!" in response. Turned out she actually was autistic.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

My life.

 

[chunkygoth]

I've said so many things and now I'm reliving every single one.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Would be easier to find the most normal thing I've ever said.

 

[Old Wizard]

Spoiler: :autism:

This girl mentioned the Tutsis and the Hutus at a party that I happened to be attending while drunk. I think she was reading a Cards Against Humanity card and I happened to overhear, so I sauntered over and asked her what she was talking about.

She said the Tutsis and the Hutus had horrifically killed each other en masse.

My brain rejected the idea that those groups were real so I said "That's pretty hilarious", laughed a bit, and sauntered off. She (and the people playing the game) were 100% sober.

Laughing at the Rwandan Genocide is fairly :autism:.

 

[mrdk_04]

One fine evening, I was in a state of drunken equilibrium.
Still concious and aware of my actions, spouting nonsense, etc.

I was hanging out with friends and after downing my latest trappist beer, I went outside for a while to catch some air. While outside, I got to talking with a girl who was slightly older and more sober than me.
After a while, we broke off convo and went our seperate ways.
By some strange twist of fate we met again that very evening, and she looked rather despondent.
Eventually, she asked why other people thought she was so snooty, to which my inebriated ass started talking about Dio Brando, and why you should never feel sorry for feeling superior and shouldn't concern yourself with the riff-raff.
I went on for a full 4 minutes.

Spoiler: > Dio-sama's face when he reads this

After I had finished, she thanked me for the talk and for "reinvigorating" her evening.
I, being convinced I had genuinely helped this woman, told her "No Problemo!"

Second worst would be when I accosted another girl in a similar fashion and went on about how The Last Jedi is an affront to SW-fans and moviegoers everywhere, and that it is the definitive nail in the coffin of movie critics' credibility. I concluded with "Hollywood is the Gomorrah of our time, may it be nuked from orbit."
Luckily I don't remember her reaction and it was a random encounter abroad.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

If we can choose how we live, we can choose how we die

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

"Thanks you too"

Turns out this girl was asking me the time

 

[Doc Cassidy]

This isn't about me but rather other people. Practically everyone I meet is autistic af and their way of thinking is just so alien and bizarre to someone as intelligent as me.

For example, I was at an office party at work last year and people were talking about the Black Panther movie that was about to come out and I said something about how the Jews were using the movie to corrupt white kids into thinking that black culture was acceptable. Although there are elements of truth to that, it was obviously a joke but the autists I work with didn't get it and had the audacity to call me a racist.

First thing first, I am absolutely not a racist. I've never unironically advocated for genocide like all of my friends on /pol/. Although I believe that white countries should obviously be for white people I don't believe in murdering the lesser races, just deporting them. I am not racist at all and when my coworkers slanderously said I was I lost it.

I covered my ears and started shouting "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" over and over again as loud as I could to block out their malicious lies. When I finally calmed down the autists I work with tried to claim that the 14 words are racist and I was like lol what? How the fuck is it racist to want to exist and give your children a future? When I finish my love quest and have a child of my own I sure as hell don't want them to end up getting raped and killed by some feral nigger and that makes me a racist? Get the fuck out with that autistic shit.

Anyway, one little joke that was misunderstood by a bunch of autistics ended up leading to a bunch of drama. The Subway I work at should have a "no autists" hiring policy to avoid this. I deal with this kind of shit every single day of my life and it's exhausting.

 

[Coldgrip]

I've never said anything autistic, now go fuck yourself normie.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I got into a little online spat once on a forum where I said something about the other person's mom. She replied "my mom's dead" and I told her "good."

 

[Beta Faggot]

One time someone sneezed and I accidentally said "You're Welcome" instead of "Bless You"

 

[RadicalCentrist]

"But first we have to discuss parallel universes"

 

[Buck Mullet]

Was at a family holiday party years ago and a relative was proudly showing off new business cards for his latest endeavor. Said he just recieved his order of a thousand or so. In front of everybody, his wife, kids, grandkids, I said loud enough for everyone to hear "Hey look, this word is misspelled..." and pointed out an obvious typo.

After the sudden silence and stink eye, the rest of the evening was awkward.