What's the point of butt plugs?

[Useful_Mistake]

Like I genuinly don't understand. Help me.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

a cure for insanity and constipation

 

[Mediocre]

Homos have broken butts due to degenerate sexual activities therefore need a butt plug to prevent pee pee poo poo in their pants during the day.

 

[usernames can change now!]

I wonder how many buttplugs kiwifarms collectively owns.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wonder how many buttplugs kiwifarms collectively owns.

Not as many as we'd own if Null made KiwiFarms butt plugs

 

[urr13 account]

a cure for insanity and constipation
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so bizzare, some obscure medical device is now used by homos and ethots to loosen their butthole so they can take dicks up it easier. what a world.

 

[The Luigi Player]

get rid of anal rape, but they go for oral, tainted wounds, or (women/!!!trans!!!): vaginal instead.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

get rid of anal rape,

See:

But would a man not reach into my anus and remove the plug of protection, if really he was so determined to engage in molestation?

 

[The NSA]

It’s a conspiracy by Big Adult Diaper to make millennials and gen z incontinent by age 45. Stretched anal sphincter = no bowel control.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

It keeps the booty worms in for when you go out in public and don't want them falling out at inappropriate moments.

 

[Rozzy]

propulsion.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I don’t even like taking an extra wide Metamucil shit so beats it out of me

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

The point is to make God cry

I have the feeling that the people who shove things up their butt don't believe in any gods

 

[Uranus Pink]

get rid of anal rape, but they go for oral, tainted wounds, or (women/!!!trans!!!): vaginal instead.

Had read there's people fuck the holes made for colostomies.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

To avoid shitting in areas you're not supposed to shit in.

 

[DankSmoker]

They need them for hibernation.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's usually located on the top

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A man's g-spot is in the butt.

 

[Swole McPole]

A man's g-spot is in the butt.

Gay propaganda. This is a key component in the collection of lines that fudgepackers use in their attempts to bust the hoop of a straight man. They go like this:
a.) Everybody is on a spectrum. We're all a little bit gay and a little bit straight.
b.) Until you've had your prostate stimulated, you have no idea how good sex can be.
c.) How do you know you don't like it until you've tried it?
d.) Roofies...

 

[Fag Albert]

It keeps the gnome that lives in your ass from escaping.