What's the worst song you've ever heard?

I'm not trying to troll with this, guys. I'm really not, but my god. The first time I heard this song I laughed throughout the whole thing. It's such a mess.

 
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In a recent interview over the summer, Eddie Van Halen claims that he has more soul as a singer than former bassist Michael Anthony. Well, this song is mounting evidence to the contrary.
 
I'm not trying to troll with this, guys. I'm really not, but my god. The first time I heard this song I laughed throughout the whole thing. It's such a mess.

I like a lot of black metal but I actually agree that this songs sucks ass. And it bothers me because I really really like the introduction. And then after like 1:30 it just becomes incredibly boring and tedious.
 
I once heard a song that was literally just static and screaming, so that?
 
My new least favorite song came out pretty recently:


If I had a dozen rotten eggs and was standing in front of Alex Jones, Ted Rall, and Silentó; I'd throw the eggs at Jones and Rall, then hit Silentó in the throat with a bicycle chain. This shit makes "Crank Dat" sound like "Moonlight Mile". At least Soulja Boy had the decency to actually write his own terrible song.
 
Enrique Iglesias "Hero".

A song so fucking stupid, schmaltzy, ridiculously syrupy that I can feel my teeth rotting out of my head as I look up the video on YouTube. Behold as our dashing "hero" Enrique slobbers all over Jennifer Love Hewitt and then is beaten to death by Mickey Rourke. No, really.


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jan Terri. You're welcome.

 
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Well, I don't know about absolute worst, but here's two of the most annoying video game songs I've ever heard:


 
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"What Do You Mean?" by He Who Must Not Be Named.
Justin Bieber

Seriously, that song is just utter shite. As if the uninspired title was bad enough, the lyrics are limited, repetitive and annoying as hell, and the instruments are primitive at best.
 
Recently I've been listening to a lot of pop music, mostly foreign songs that aren't in english (since while I can't understand what the lyrics are saying, the song can still be an earworm or at least sound pretty). I try to be as open as I can to all types of music, but this song, while not the "worst" song ever, it's still an utter mess in my opinion...


I personally can't stand songs that try to make belting vocals overcompensate for a mostly stagnate, dull, repetitive beat... This is one of those songs. Big time.

If you make it to the obligatory rap verse, then I commend you.
 
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Hey Soul Sista, by Train, that song is super annoying, also "Breakfast at Tiffany's" for whatever reason that song gets on my nerves. I don't like Shake it off by Tailor Swift because I was having emotional troubles when the song was popular, so the tune just reminds me off that time, also the pseudo rap part of the song is the fucking worst.
 
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