What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[SpessCaptain]

It's because this song was on repeat whenever my mother got drunk.

 

[SATC Vortex]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This one song where some of the lyrics are "my lovely lady lumps" and something about humps. No, I didn't bother to look it up because it sucks.

 

[Big Nasty]

It's because this song was on repeat whenever my mother got drunk.

That sucks. And that song does too.

 

[AnOminous]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Even looking at this guy pisses me off.

 

[COLEGAY TOOTHPISS]

Not the worst song I've ever heard, but marathoning Happy Days has permanently ingrained it into my brain.

 

[drtoboggan]

All About That Bass. Everyone who got it made needs to die in a fire.

 

[Bugaboo]

I found a new contender, Christina Aguilera isn't a bad singer but this movie brings back so many bad memories

 

[Quijibo69]

I forgot about this crappy song till today:

It's like the last song you hear before you die and also the song gives me a headache!

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Now this is a load of shit.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

 

[AnOminous]

Every Nickelback song is the worst song ever.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Just mentioning the title will get it stuck in your head.

 

[Trombonista]

This one song where some of the lyrics are "my lovely lady lumps" and something about humps. No, I didn't bother to look it up because it sucks.

I know I keep doing the "x was worse" shit here, but "The Time (Dirty Bit)" is ten times worse than "My Humps". The Black Eyed Peas only had like one minor hit after "The Time (Dirty Bit)," and then their tour flopped and they went on hiatus.

 

[Apocalypso]

While we may agree that Rebecca Black's Friday is godawfully hilarious, I swear that nothing in the world has prepared you for this. It's not even funny.

Spoiler

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[Dworky]

Absolutely hideous

 

[The Knife]

We learned this song in kindergarten music class one Halloween. Even at six years old, I realized this song was stupid and terrible and that they were only teaching it to us because they thought we were too dumb to know better. I have never forgotten it.

(ETA: Just noticed that the actual record states that the song is "monotone calliope" which tells you everything about it.)

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Abethedemon]

The Shaggs are a work of art, and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

 

[PantsOfDesire]

Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters.

This is the most depressingly whiny and shallow treatment of a social issue that I can imagine ever being attempted.