What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Megahertz]

-Regeton
-Nu Metal
-most Hispanic "folk metal"

Add Tejano to the mix and you're done. Mariachi music I can barely stand, but bring in an accordion and it becomes the perfect me-repellant.

How can I be proud of my culture when their music fucking sucks?

 

[John Titor]

I always disliked that one Enya song before it was a South Park punchline or before I even knew who Enya was. My Middle School art teacher would always play it to "motivate" us.

It was agony.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Man, if I listed all the shitty songs I heard throughout my life, I'd be here forever. So instead, I'll share this:

It helps exemplify what I dislike about the mid 60s-mid 70s music scene (and there's tons more like it). There's not a lot going on within it musically, the lyrics feel forced and there's absolutely no coherent rhythm with it. The fact that it mentions a better song in it ("Dance to the Music", made by the same guys) makes me cringe every time I listen to it as well.

 

[MisterMuggles]

Razzmatazz, Razzmatazz. A song sung by French group "Froggy Mix". It was used on the French (France) dub of Cardcaptor Sakura, and somehow ended up on copies of the English (American) dub when CITV aired the Star Card arc in England.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

I don't really care for a lot of music that comes out these days, but no song pisses me off more then Plain White Tees Hey There Delilah.

 

[Eldritch]

Bipolar emo highschool friend never shut the fuck up about these guys.

 

[AnOminous]

Bipolar emo highschool friend never shut the fuck up about these guys.

I heard about these fuckers because of Jessi Slaughter. This shit is even worse than I thought. They make that pansy from MCR look like Hulk Hogan.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Here's some exotic shit for you beloved Kiwis from my homeland Hungary:

I've heard lots of horrible songs during my lifetime, but this is definately one of the worst. The music is so basic and soullessly mechanical I refuse to believe it was written by a living human being capable of feelings. The singer's voice is annoyingly nasal, priggish and lacking in any sort of musicality. As for the lyrics... well, let's just say it makes me jealous of you guys for not understanding any Hungarian.

The only saving grace for me is that the singer's nasal voice makes the song's title, "kép maradsz" (you remain a picture), sound like "gépmalac" (machine swine), which reminds me of this little gem from my childhood:

Spoiler: Oink!

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

So most Deathcore is pretty bad (though I like Winds of Plague), but this is probably the single worst Deathcore song I've heard:

It's like, the drummer's not even trying, and has, in fact, had a seizure.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

 

[Pocoyo]

I'll let it speak for itself.

 

[KFC]

Linkin Park is very hit or miss for me. I favor many of their songs, as they can be experimental and interesting, but on the other hand, they have they angsty nu metal shit (One Step Closer isn't that good, it's music video is the worst I've ever seen).

 

[*Asterisk*]

I heard about these fuckers because of Jessi Slaughter. This shit is even worse than I thought. They make that pansy from MCR look like Hulk Hogan.

They reminded me of this.

Spoiler

One thing I just love about this group is how, despite having an entire Tumblr dedicated to allowing his victims a platform to speak about his abuse, Gawker still took Dahvie Vanity's side when he was accused of pulling an @OmegaKV. You gotta love the folks at Gawker sticking up for an honest to Christ pedophile over the enemies at the image boards.

 

[Megahertz]

Linkin Park is very hit or miss for me. I favor many of their songs, as they can be experimental and interesting, but on the other hand, they have they angsty nu metal shit (One Step Closer isn't that good, it's music video is the worst I've ever seen).

I think their two best songs are the Joe Hahn instrumentals on their first two albums. Session is dope. I wish their guitarists were creative enough to match Hahn in the variety of sounds he provides LP with.

I'll let it speak for itself.

YAHURRRR?

 

[Bugaboo]

Country music makes me want to punch baby ponies. I used to really hate country and rap, but nowadays I'm OK with some rap but I hate all country.
They played country music at the pet store I co-op'd at and every shift all I wanted to do was barf but I got to play with cute little rats so it balances out.

EDIT: Wait, I know what's the worst song in the universe

Me and my brother thought this song was hilarious back in the day

 

[chimpburgers]

Can't stand this kind of Kid Rock music. It's awful.

 

[ASoulMan]

Any song that's been played to death on YouTube, like "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence.

"All About That Bass" is fucking terrible.

And I can't bear to listen to any Linkin Park song without thinking of Bayformers. Not that they were entertaining to begin with.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Pretty much all holiday jingles.

 

[Abethedemon]

And worst cover:

I really like Wykked Wytch's cover of Fade to Black

I would nominate this cover as being the worst

 

[Eldritch]

Rebecca Black's Friday.

I just remembered. Every friday my middleschool played this in the front hall.

They managed to find the one thing that could ruin a kids Friday, and they didn't even know it.