What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Man, if I listed all the shitty songs I heard throughout my life, I'd be here forever. So instead, I'll share this:

It helps exemplify what I dislike about the mid 60s-mid 70s music scene (and there's tons more like it). There's not a lot going on within it musically, the lyrics feel forced and there's absolutely no coherent rhythm with it. The fact that it mentions a better song in it ("Dance to the Music", made by the same guys) makes me cringe every time I listen to it as well.
 
Razzmatazz, Razzmatazz. A song sung by French group "Froggy Mix". It was used on the French (France) dub of Cardcaptor Sakura, and somehow ended up on copies of the English (American) dub when CITV aired the Star Card arc in England.

 
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Here's some exotic shit for you beloved Kiwis from my homeland Hungary:


I've heard lots of horrible songs during my lifetime, but this is definately one of the worst. The music is so basic and soullessly mechanical I refuse to believe it was written by a living human being capable of feelings. The singer's voice is annoyingly nasal, priggish and lacking in any sort of musicality. As for the lyrics... well, let's just say it makes me jealous of you guys for not understanding any Hungarian.

The only saving grace for me is that the singer's nasal voice makes the song's title, "kép maradsz" (you remain a picture), sound like "gépmalac" (machine swine), which reminds me of this little gem from my childhood:

 
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Linkin Park is very hit or miss for me. I favor many of their songs, as they can be experimental and interesting, but on the other hand, they have they angsty nu metal shit (One Step Closer isn't that good, it's music video is the worst I've ever seen).
 
I heard about these fuckers because of Jessi Slaughter. This shit is even worse than I thought. They make that pansy from MCR look like Hulk Hogan.

They reminded me of this.


One thing I just love about this group is how, despite having an entire Tumblr dedicated to allowing his victims a platform to speak about his abuse, Gawker still took Dahvie Vanity's side when he was accused of pulling an @OmegaKV. You gotta love the folks at Gawker sticking up for an honest to Christ pedophile over the enemies at the image boards.
 
Linkin Park is very hit or miss for me. I favor many of their songs, as they can be experimental and interesting, but on the other hand, they have they angsty nu metal shit (One Step Closer isn't that good, it's music video is the worst I've ever seen).
I think their two best songs are the Joe Hahn instrumentals on their first two albums. Session is dope. I wish their guitarists were creative enough to match Hahn in the variety of sounds he provides LP with.

I'll let it speak for itself.
YAHURRRR?
 
Country music makes me want to punch baby ponies. I used to really hate country and rap, but nowadays I'm OK with some rap but I hate all country.
They played country music at the pet store I co-op'd at and every shift all I wanted to do was barf but I got to play with cute little rats so it balances out.

EDIT: Wait, I know what's the worst song in the universe
Me and my brother thought this song was hilarious back in the day
 
Any song that's been played to death on YouTube, like "Bodies" by Drowning Pool and "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence.

"All About That Bass" is fucking terrible.

And I can't bear to listen to any Linkin Park song without thinking of Bayformers. Not that they were entertaining to begin with.
 
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