What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Also, "How Could This Happen to Me?" by Simple Plan makes me giggle due to its shameless melodrama and pandering.
"How Could This Happen to Me?" is hardly the worst song put out by Simple Plan. Its cheese and unintentional hilarity make it tolerable.
All of their stuff is just...unbearable.
20-something year olds complaining about how mean their parents are.
20-something year olds complaining about not fitting in at school.
20-something year olds complaining about how nobody understands their special snowflake problems.
Basically, they were Tumblr before Tumblr was even a twinkle in David Karp's eye.
 
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Aside from St. Anger, here are some songs that I consider the worst.

I know you're all going to disagree with me about this one, but hear me out. As a fan of The Residents, I think this song goes too far to be grating. I can listen to a song by Anal Cunt or listen to Constantinople repeatedly and I'll be alright with it - hell, usually I like that kind of stuff... but too much of something is never good, and this is way too grating even for my tastes, and once a song becomes literally painful for me to listen to no matter how often I try to get used to the noise, I'm going to consider it one of the worst things I've ever heard. I want to say it's saving grace would be the instrumentals, since it's only the vocals that are difficult to listen to... but even then it's still hard to say I'd ever want to listen to this.

This is by BrokeNCYDE. That's all you have to know.

This is an obvious choice, but it still deserves to be considered one of the worst songs ever made.
 
This cover manages to be even worse than the original, which is quite an accomplishment.

 
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