What's the worst song you've ever heard?

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Not sure if it's the worst song I've ever heard, but it immediately comes to mind as one of the most grating ones I've ever heard along with one of the most weird moments for an extremely established band.

The beginning is just normal, whatever, but it's the chorus that starts at 1:10 which is just... holy shit, what were you thinking? :story:

 
It’s a toss up.

I wanted to strangle this fucking frog when this song was current.
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and U.G.L.Y by Daphne & Celeste was particularly cancerous.
 
I always thought when I heard the elevator song as a kid it went “Livin it up in La Veta, livin it up when I’m goin out.”
 
I know it's already been beaten to death, but god do I hate like 90% of Funkfag songs. Most of these are just shitty teenage music featuring the most godawful mixing and memes.
Just look at this
Every 1 genuinely good song to come out of Funkfags there's like a 100 terrible tracks featuring oversaturation on the highend and that godawful voice sample they have for BF.

To counter this bad track I'll post a song that's I actually like (and no it's not because it features OPL)
 
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This song. It sounds like it was written in a corporate office through focus groups made up solely of niggers.
I hear it every god damn day at work and it makes me seriously consider if living in my car is the better life decision.
 
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Besides a bunch of Funkfag bullshit and not counting political lulz, this takes the cake

 
Not the worst ever, cus nasal mumble nigrap exists, but 'pumped up kicks' will always hold a special place in my heart for being unlistenable garbage that was bizarrely everywhere. The 'singer' sucks shit, the music is awful, and it's just a fucking slog.
 
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"That's what I like" by Bruno Mars.

Quite possibly the only song I can't even pretend to like, even when wasted and surrounded by people who do. It's that fucking bad.
 
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