What's your favorite random.txt quote?

[Raging Capybara]

Mine:


"[Encyclopedia Dramatica] was my job for almost a decade."

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"ITS OK, GO TO BED MY DARLING!!! AHAHAHAHHA DANCE FAGGOT DANCE!!!!"

 

[OhGoy]

I'll only give up my ass during my inevitable stint in prison, and I wasn't going to give it up here.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"lol calm down"
This should be a permanent banner on every browser.

 

[Army Burger]

"Do not say that <em>SpongeBob SquarePants</em> is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life."

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

"FUCK YOU NULL IM NEVER GONNA STOP BEING A FURRY UR JUST A FUCKING HATER U NIGGER"


and


"Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."

 

[H4nzn0]

[in response to Bryan Dunn's Cease and Desist letter that got sent from Null]

"I'll never forget when Null forged a weapon to surpass the permban."

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

"FUCK YOU NULL IM NEVER GONNA STOP BEING A FURRY UR JUST A FUCKING HATER U NIGGER"

It was funnier with the nigger>Google filter imo.

Personally, I like this quote:

"I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."

 

[DatBepisTho]

"Shaped like a girl" is a good one.
That or gangster high law.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Very quickly my Pokemon catching dreams were obliterated by the unfortunate reality that exist for a Black Man in America. I realized that if I keep playing this game, it could literally kill me." I remember seeing this post in the wild on Tumblr. (Actually, it was something very similar, whoops)

Also, "At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."

 

[NARPASSWORD]

"YIFF! YIFF!" he cried. "That's what foxes say" he exclaimed.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

"Lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person."

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

"God can go anywhere! Even Canada!"

 

[CHEEEEEN]

"i imagine they could be looking at this very thread right now and snickering, what with all the attention we're giving them. hello kiwis!" "you are braver than I am."

 

[NARPASSWORD]

"Hi Chris!"

 

[Ass eating cunt]

• "I went to Kiwi Homepage and got a popup saying animalpornfetish.us wanted my name and password for ym facebook."

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

"It was an awkward ride home that day."

I have no idea what the context is, and that's why I love that one.

 

[W00K #17]

”@Mods here are fags is our newest member. Welcome!”

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

"I am going to preface this by saying that I like the idea of fucking dogs."

Never gets old and sounds even funnier spoken aloud, so much that it's become an inside joke netween my boss and I.

 

[Red Hood]

I forget the exact wording but I think it's "They said I look like a melted garbage bag."