What's your job on the leftist commune?

Everyone saying anything other than FORCED COMMUNE FARMER is lying.

Sorry comrade, the commune already has a poet.
 
Starving with my children because our rations got cut (my husband was sent to the gulag for mildly disagreeing with the glorious communist party)
 
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as much as I'd like to say I'd just do the same thing I did in my teens and early 20s, which was pretending to give a shit about whatever retarded social bullshit hot liberal hippie women were talking about then go mask off in the morning and say shit to guarantee they'll never talk to me again, I could at least escape to the real world after. If I had to actually live with people like that I'd most likely drink or drug myself to death super quickly just to get the fuck away from them.

I'd also like to think I'd do my part to provide for my fellow humans but with people like that I'm not so sure I'd be doing anyone a service by helping them survive.
 
I'm the handsome and muscular and based ancap chad who assassinates the supreme commissar and saves the day through the power of friendship and the free market
 
Suburban Bastard said:
Everyone saying anything other than FORCED COMMUNE FARMER is lying.

Sorry comrade, the commune already has a poet.
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What if we based Kiwis take over the commune that enslaved us to plant corn or whatever? I have an idea - we start a rumor to cause Poly couple drama 'cause it's a leftist commune so there's definitely gonna be a bunch of hideous poly couples with powerful positions within said commune. & when they're distracted, we stage a capitalists revolution!
 
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What if we based Kiwis take over the commune that enslaved us to plant corn or whatever? I have an idea - we start a rumor to cause Poly couple drama 'cause it's a leftist commune so there's definitely gonna be a bunch of hideous poly couples with powerful positions within said commune. & when they're distracted, we stage a capitalists revolution!
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Why corn?
I wanna grow grapes!
 
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I am WE ARE one of the songwriters. Some of the songs I WE have written for the Commune include:

- "Yes, We Can #GoVeg!"
- "Trans Women Are Women"
- "Rainbow in the Blue Sky"
- "We Are the People"

I WE don't really do much tbh, since 1) that sweet sweet UBI keeps coming in, 2) making too much music could elevate the risk of inadvertently promoting capitalist values (which, as a reminder, are equivalent to fascist values), and 3) music is inherently ableist since it discriminates against Deaf people (with a capital D!!)

In the spirit of our Commune values, we strongly believe that everyone should have the chance to participate in music-making, irrespective of musical talent, body size, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation or gender identity.

We don't use sheet music at our Commune, and it is strictly banned, because sheet music is a Western colonialist commodity that serves as a means of oppression for Black and Brown cultures that don't have sheet music.

And we like to conclude by making it clear that absolutely none of the music we hear on our commune is AI generated. SUPPORT LOCAL ARTISTS!!!!
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