What's your top five?

[tehpope]

1. So here I am
2. doing everything I can
3. Holding on to what I am
4. Pretending I'm a superman
5. butts

 

[The Fool]

1. brap
2. braaap
3. brapppt
4. frrrrrt
5. psssshhhhhhhffffft

 

[Terror Rism]

5. 42
4. 77
3. 62
2. 95
1. hut hut, hike!

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

1. Stephen Fry
2. the Titanic
3. Victorian dead people
4. Elephants
5. Clothes

 

[millais]

1. brap
2. braaap
3. brapppt
4. frrrrrt
5. psssshhhhhhhffffft

A truly cultured connoisseur of the finer things in life

 

[Rand /pol/]

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes

 

[tehpope]

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no

 

[SigSauer]

1.) We are Number One
2.) Pepe
3.) Moon Man
4.) CharlottesvilleMove.ytmnd.com
5.) Murdoch Murdoch

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

1. Henry IV, Part I
2. Left Bank Bordeaux
3. The phrase "badda bing, badda boom"
4. Sea shanties
5. Sleeping on the couch in my work clothes

 

[DumbDosh]

1. Larry Bundy Jr.
2. Looper
3. WatchMojo
4. WatchMojo UK
5. OutsideXbox

 

[Un Platano]

1. BENIS
2. E
3. N
4. I
5. S

haha

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

1. Nomex
2. Modacrylic
3. Asbestos
4. Wool
5. Cotton

Also, yawning sneasel, was it part of your plan to induce mass amounts of confusion in whoever read the thread title and opening post?

 

[LofaSofa]

1. Despacito

2. Despacito 2

3. Despacito 3

4. Despacito 4

5. Despacito 5

 

[Bassomatic]

To crush your enemies,
see them driven before you,
and to hear the lamentations of their women!

TBH I don't need the other two but just for filler
Fast cars
creampieing hot women

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

1. tony hawk pro skater
2.tony hawk pro skater 2
3. tony hawk pro skater 3
4. tony hawk pro skater 4
5. loving myself

1. T.H.U.G.
2. T.H.U.G.
3. Tony Hawks Pro Skater 3
4. T.H.U.G.
5. T.H.U.G.

 

[Red Hood]

1. Rich Evans
2. Whiskey
3. the word "fam"
4. Titties
5. Godzilla

 

[AnthroFlea180]

1. Mashed potato
2. French fry
3. Boiled potato
4. Potato chip
5. Potato

 

[RG 448]

1. Eminem
2. The Offspring
3. System of a Down
4. everyone and everything else
5. Jimmy Buffet

 

[Boxed in Lurker]

1. This post
2. That post
3. Their post
4. His post
5. Her post

 

[Desire Lines]

1. Jackie Chan
2. Jackie Chan
3. Jackie Chan
4. Jackie Chan
5. Jackie Chan