What's your top five?

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5. Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus. For the record, I didn't find this song from The Silence of the Lambs. I'm a pleb, right? I found it from an edit of the YouTube shooter. And ever since then, I've been consistently listening to this song for months and months on end. It's insane. There's just something about it that's so elevating, yet so bittersweet. It reminds you of how insignificant it all is in the grander scheme of things, all your relationships, everything you do. It's a beautiful song. Check it out or you're a dumbass.

4. Mister Metokur. This guy is frickin' great. He takes forever to make a video, but when he does, it's always amazing. I've been watching his WingsOfRedemption video over and over again, it never gets old. I shouldn't have to suck his dick, because most of ya'll are (assumedly) fans of Jim already. But, hey. Doesn't hurt to gobble some dick once in a while.

3. PhantomStrider's YouTube thumbnails. I was thinking about putting this video for this spot, but this deserves it more. If you don't know who PhantomStrider is, he's basically WatchMojo if it was all animation. He does top ten lists, top six lists, all that good, consumable shit. I don't watch his videos, but he seems like a nice guy, at least he's not a douche like Mr. Enter. But this isn't about his videos or PhantomStrider himself. This is about the modern art pieces that are his thumbnails. If you Google him, the first thing you see are the thumbnails for his videos. They have that Who Killed Captain Alex? appeal where they're so graphically inept at what's appealing to the eyes that they're charismatic. The best thing is that they're both consistent and inconsistent. They all have dumb, flashy WordArt fonts, those gray borders, .jpeg files with white backgrounds (of course stretched in so they fit), you get the point. Something that's inconsistent though is how often his face is in the thumbnail. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. They're amazing and I love them.

2. kiwifarms.net. This is a pretty gay website, but it's cool. I can actually talk about shit I care about without a bunch of annoying people going "...anyways" or "uhm.....okay.....". There are some cool people on here, too. Some of my favorite posters include @Heinrich Himmler, @millais, @Fandom Trash, @Y2K Baby, and @Testaclese Maximus. Probably better than Something Awful, I don't know. Good site, though.

Before we get to the top pick, let's go through some honorable mentiiiooonnns!

h1. Mumkey Jones.
h2. This video.
h3. The word "fuck".
h4. Cute girls.
h5. Digibro.
h6. Dick Masterson.

1. The sound when I take a shit and toilet water hits my ass. Very, very obvious number one choice. Awesome sound.
 
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4. fucking kill yourself

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5. Hitler's nonexistent left testicle
4.Tim Curry as a person
3.stuffed crust pizza
2.monocles (really wish they'd make a comeback)
And finally:
1.The word nigger.
 
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