Where do you want to get Married? - Honey nooners only.

If anything beyond a courthouse, had some friends who got married on a camping trip with like 10 family members idk. I've always sorta felt like the huge event thing diminished the sincerity of the commitment in some way, to each their own though.
 
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Big expensive weddings are gay AF, get married in the courthouse (assuming it's not a huge deal to your SO)

I was glad as hell that my wife didn't want to have a big wedding or anything either. I mean I hate big social functions like that anyway, all it is is spending a bunch of money and inducing a shit ton of stress on yourself (all the planning and that non-sense) basically just to give other people the feels, as generally it isn't even very fun for the Bride and Groom.
 
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Sour grapes

Get off of reddit, dude.

Doesn't she get offended when you call her that?

*whorse

Big expensive weddings are gay AF, get married in the courthouse (assuming it's not a huge deal to your SO)

I was glad as hell that my wife didn't want to have a big wedding or anything either. I mean I hate big social functions like that anyway, all it is is spending a bunch of money and inducing a shit ton of stress on yourself (all the planning and that non-sense) basically just to give other people the feels, as generally it isn't even very fun for the Bride and Groom.

I had a fucking BLAST at my wedding, but the biggest expense was booze. People are retarded to hire wedding planners; shit ain't that complicated. I can't fathom that people will plunk down 20 grand on a shitty party.

One of the best decisions was having a very short guest list. All told I invited fewer than ten people. My wife wanted me to "reconnect," but fuck that. I invited people I actually wanted to see and was happy to feed.
 
I had a fucking BLAST at my wedding, but the biggest expense was booze. People are exceptional to hire wedding planners; shit ain't that complicated. I can't fathom that people will plunk down 20 grand on a shitty party.

One of the best decisions was having a very short guest list. All told I invited fewer than ten people. My wife wanted me to "reconnect," but fucl that. I invited people I actually wanted to see and was happy to feed.
Eh, to me at that point, why even make it a wedding. Why not just get together and get drunk with your friends lol. I mean I'm inclined to agree, but personally I didn't want to deal with a bunch of people getting assmad that "OMIGOD YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING?!?!?!?"

Also, I'm kinda of the opinion that you should probably do what your wife wants for the wedding, but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you guys actually came to a compromise and that it wasn't just you just inviting a bunch of your friends to get drunk and calling it a wedding.
 
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Eh, to me at that point, why even make it a wedding. Why not just get together and get drunk with your friends lol. I mean I'm inclined to agree, but personally I didn't want to deal with a bunch of people getting assmad that "OMIGOD YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR WEDDING?!‽‽?"

Also, I'm kinda of the opinion that you should probably do what your wife wants for the wedding, but I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you guys actually came to a compromise and that it wasn't just you just inviting a bunch of your friends to get drunk and calling it a wedding.

Nothing of the sort. She invited her whole family and all her cunty friends that she despises. I did marry a woman, after all.

However, in no way on Earth does it cost twenty grand to rent a venue for an evening and provide food, drink, and music to a hundred people.

Live bands, especially, are a stupid thing to hire. Either get your buddy and his band to play in exchange for booze, or hire a platinum recording artist; nobody actually likes amateur live music. If you're not getting it for free just get a spotty account and rent some speakers.


Oh hey @MrTickles I relayed your comment to my wife and she said "Shit he may be onto something....this guy I graduated with SEVEN years ago already has 3 kids and just knocked up his wife again." So I guess it's pretty clear she's the one who settled. Sucker.
 
I'd just like a small wedding with only close family and friends attending. Maybe at someplace outdoors like looking over a field or near a forest. Could go for a beach wedding too, but that's kinda cliche.
 
In most cases it is the woman that initiates divorce proceedings. What does that tell you? I'm not going to risk my entire financial future on the whims of an emotional drama queen and a system that favors divorce. Liking someone in perpetuity is possible. Being liked back in perpetuity is increasingly difficult, especially with the way the institutions are setup (divorce hugely favors women, it would be really dumb for a woman to NOT divorce multiple times from a batch of primary providers. It's free real estate.)
>God, could you imagine actually being with someone you like being around and love for the rest of your life instead of jerking your dick forever? What a bunch of stupid cucks.

I mean I guess one of these faggots was bound to show up, but damn this is so stupid. This is why you don't just marry the first thot who will let you stick your dick in her and stick around for more than 5 minutes. You have to actually like the person if you want to get married. I just don't understand why all you neckbeards are so worried about women taking one of your controllers for your nintendo switch or half your hentai mousepad collection or whatever gay shit you have in your room.

I mean hey, why take a risk in having a relationship anyway when you can cum on your waifu pillow for the rest of your life, right?
 
>God, could you imagine actually being with someone you like being around and love for the rest of your life instead of jerking your dick forever? What a bunch of stupid cucks.

I mean I guess one of these faggots was bound to show up, but damn this is so stupid. This is why you don't just marry the first thot who will let you stick your dick in her and stick around for more than 5 minutes. You have to actually like the person if you want to get married. I just don't understand why all you neckbeards are so worried about women taking one of your controllers for your nintendo switch or half your hentai mousepad collection or whatever gay shit you have in your room.

I mean hey, why take a risk in having a relationship anyway when you can cum on your waifu pillow for the rest of your life, right?

You didn't address my point; i.e divorce in the west is too easy and too beneficial for half the parties involved. i.e THE RISK SHOULD BE SHARED. Why is it so one sided? Why settle for that? Why risk everything for one woman when I can pump and dump different women every week with zero risk? For love? For kids? Too risky for me.

Which is why I would not recommend marriage in soyboy feminist neoliberal failed states. It is best done somewhere where lawful partnership equality exists, and the price of divorce is high for both parties. Asia fits the bill, as does eastern Europe.
 
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>God, could you imagine actually being with someone you like being around and love for the rest of your life instead of jerking your dick forever? What a bunch of stupid cucks.

I mean I guess one of these faggots was bound to show up, but damn this is so stupid. This is why you don't just marry the first thot who will let you stick your dick in her and stick around for more than 5 minutes. You have to actually like the person if you want to get married. I just don't understand why all you neckbeards are so worried about women taking one of your controllers for your nintendo switch or half your hentai mousepad collection or whatever gay shit you have in your room.

I mean hey, why take a risk in having a relationship anyway when you can cum on your waifu pillow for the rest of your life, right?
Listen, buddy, you're not getting it; The shit marriage stories exist for a reason. The people they thought they married turned out complete shit. You don't blame a woman when their husband turns out to be abusive, why would you then turn around and tell men that it's their fault for marrying a bitch?

It's because sometimes people put on acts and once they settle down, they do a 180 personality. This shit happens really often. It's not an uncommon phenomena. The risk is immense for something you can have without marriage.
 
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You don't blame a woman when their husband turns out to be abusive

. . . Of course I do. It's the same reason I don't feel bad for people who keep tigers in their houses.

The reason people are often wrong about other people is not that the latter are masters of dissimulation, but the former are fucking willfully stupid.

If I don't get to look down my nose at people for their idiotic decisions on Kiwi farms, where else?

Speckles is right that divorce law is fucked, but refusing to live a life because s-s-something bad might happen is cowardice. I cannot recommend the whole dying many deaths game.

EDIT: Since people have trouble with nuance, there's absolutely nothing wrong with never getting married because you don't want to live with a spouse. There's everything wrong with not doing something you'd otherwise want to do because you're scared somwthing might go wrong. Everything is going to go wrong eventually. Memento moray.
 
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. . . Of course I do. It's the same reason I don't feel bad for people who keep tigers in their houses.

The reason people are often wrong about other people is not that the latter are masters of dissimulation, but the former are fucking willfully stupid.

If I don't get to look down my nose at people for their idiotic decisions on Kiwi farms, where else?
Well of course smart people pose the question "didn't you pick him in the first place?" Does fucking Boingo sound smart to you?
 
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Also, I'm kinda of the opinion that you should probably do what your wife wants for the wedding,
But she's not your wife at that point, so... : P

You didn't address my point; i.e divorce in the west is too easy and too beneficial for half the parties involved. i.e THE RISK SHOULD BE SHARED. Why is it so one sided? Why settle for that? Why risk everything for one woman when I can pump and dump different women every week with zero risk? For love? For kids? Too risky for me.

I don't know, to me that just seems... empty? Sure, you get temporary relief and satisfaction, but like most things, it's fleeting.

Marriage has its risks as well, but really, what doesn't? Just gotta not rush into things and take your time.
 
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I don't think the Manosphere types are going to gain any recruits in this thread. But it is entertaining to watch them try.

My marriage was at the registry office and involved the smallest number of people legally required. Then we went out and had a nice meal. And unlike any of the other weddings I've been to, neither the bride or groom had stress-induced breakdowns, nor were they financially ruined.

Also I didn't have to watch any fat aunts attempt to dance to "Jump Around". Best wedding ever.
 
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TBH what I remember most about my wedding is the girls wanted to go to a country dance hall afterwards, and I pretended to be a pinball until I got kicked out

Well of course smart people pose the question "didn't you pick him in the first place?" Does fucking Boingo sound smart to you?

Only when I confuse him and @kadoink
 
If you don't trust her with your money, why trust her with your heart?

EDIT: less pithy but perhaps more to the point, I've known married couples with separate finances. "She has her money and I have mine." It's so bizarre to me to introduce such score-keeping into a marriage. If you don't feel your potential spouse is trustworthy enough, don't marry them. What's next, dividing the house with masking tape?
 
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You didn't address my point; i.e divorce in the west is too easy and too beneficial for half the parties involved. i.e THE RISK SHOULD BE SHARED. Why is it so one sided? Why settle for that? Why risk everything for one woman when I can pump and dump different women every week with zero risk? For love? For kids? Too risky for me.

Which is why I would not recommend marriage in soyboy feminist neoliberal failed states. It is best done somewhere where lawful partnership equality exists, and the price of divorce is high for both parties. Asia fits the bill, as does eastern Europe.
Ah, yes, Asia and Eastern Europe BASTIONS OF CIVILIZATION. I mean I somewhat agree that divorce laws are kinda fucked up, but as @Ped Xing said first "Speckles is right that divorce law is fucked, but refusing to live a life because s-s-something bad might happen is cowardice. I cannot recommend the whole dying many deaths game. "

Also lmao. Yes, dude, I'm sure you're pumping and dumping every single night... right into your fucking boxer shorts.

And let's just pretend for one second, that you actually are Mac Daddy'ing it and fucking different chicks every night. This is still not an ideal you should strive for. Being in a committed relationship, actually kicks fucking ass. You know who makes dinner for me, does the laundry, cleans the house, goes through the process of paying the bills, and hell even takes care of my fucking vape shit? Not me nigga. I mean I may help out sometimes, but mostly that shit goes to my wife. Not to mention the main person I spend time with, play video games with, and generally just hang out with. Dude, it's fucking great.

Not to mention the venereal diseases. Or the fact that you aren't going to be keeping that shit up into your 40's and 50's. You're just going to be a lonely old fuck perving on young girls, or just an hero'ing.

But let's be real, your alternative isn't "pumping and dumping" it's "jerking and wiping"

Listen, buddy, you're not getting it; The shit marriage stories exist for a reason. The people they thought they married turned out complete shit. You don't blame a woman when their husband turns out to be abusive, why would you then turn around and tell men that it's their fault for marrying a bitch?

It's because sometimes people put on acts and once they settle down, they do a 180 personality. This shit happens really often. It's not an uncommon phenomena. The risk is immense for something you can have without marriage.

Well, once again @Ped Xing beat me to the punch here, yes to some extent she should be more careful about who she married. More than likely it's some stupid cunt that think she can totes change this guy.

That's why you should live with a person for awhile before actually legally marrying them, hell I lived with my wife for over 2 years before we even started discussing marriage. A lot of people feel the need to get married within like a year of being in a relationship, and as much as I hate to agree with Euphoric Atheists on shit, this is probably due to a culture heavily influenced by Fundamentalist Christianity. Really take the time to get to know someone before you decide to spend the rest of your life with them.

Only when I confuse him and @kadoink

I'm really not sure what's more atrocious here. The fact that you confuse me with Kadoink, or the fact that you actually think Kadoink is smart.
 
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