Where do you want to get Married? - Honey nooners only.

[Clop]

Well, once again @Ped Xing beat me to the punch here, yes to some extent she should be more careful about who she married. More than likely it's some stupid cunt that think she can totes change this guy.

That's why you should live with a person for awhile before actually legally marrying them, hell I lived with my wife for over 2 years before we even started discussing marriage. A lot of people feel the need to get married within like a year of being in a relationship, and as much as I hate to agree with Euphoric Atheists on shit, this is probably due to a culture heavily influenced by Fundamentalist Christianity. Really take the time to get to know someone before you decide to spend the rest of your life with them.

Yes, you are right (congratulations to you two, btw, best wishes, may it long last) but sometimes you will never know until after. I know it sounds insane, but some people hide some serious skeletons in their closet until the ring's on. That's not even going into the territory of increasingly many young women having massive debts and they can totally not tell you about that shit until you share a household and bank account. Divorce courts aren't going to accept "she didn't tell me she was broke" as a valid reason. Hell, divorce courts are just finally catching up to "maybe a woman can stab her husband in the ribs while he's asleep."

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

Depends on what the Bride wants. I have ideas but if its her wish to go somewhere else I am fine with that >so long as its not on our dime<

 

[Sped Xing]

Can you imagine how exhausting life must be for the guys who DO pump and dump on the weekly? Don't these fucks have jobs?

I'm really not sure what's more atrocious here. The fact that you confuse me with Kadoink, or the fact that you actually think Kadoink is smart.

From where I stand most people seem smart

 

[Hell]

Definitely not in a church because Varg taught me that marrying in a church is anti-Pagan.

 

[MrTickles]

Ah, yes, Asia and Eastern Europe BASTIONS OF CIVILIZATION. I mean I somewhat agree that divorce laws are kinda fucked up, but as @Ped Xing said first "Speckles is right that divorce law is fucked, but refusing to live a life because s-s-something bad might happen is cowardice. I cannot recommend the whole dying many deaths game. "

Also lmao. Yes, dude, I'm sure you're pumping and dumping every single night... right into your fucking boxer shorts.

And let's just pretend for one second, that you actually are Mac Daddy'ing it and fucking different chicks every night. This is still not an ideal you should strive for. Being in a committed relationship, actually kicks fucking ass. You know who makes dinner for me, does the laundry, cleans the house, goes through the process of paying the bills, and hell even takes care of my fucking vape shit? Not me nigga. I mean I may help out sometimes, but mostly that shit goes to my wife. Not to mention the main person I spend time with, play video games with, and generally just hang out with. Dude, it's fucking great.

Not to mention the venereal diseases. Or the fact that you aren't going to be keeping that shit up into your 40's and 50's. You're just going to be a lonely old fuck perving on young girls, or just an hero'ing.

But let's be real, your alternative isn't "pumping and dumping" it's "jerking and wiping"

I'm a combination neat/clean freak. If there isn't protection and she don't smell right I bail. No diseases beyond oral herpes, but then your grandma probably gave you that when kissing you on the cheek.

You know nothing. I can tell. See bolded part. Your relationship represents 0.1% of relationships in the west. You married your best friend. Good for you. My sister did that. She married her best friend. They have everything in common, even like the same genre of video games.

Not everybody has the luxury of doing that noob.

Can you imagine how exhausting life must be for the guys who DO pump and dump on the weekly? Don't these fucks have jobs?

I also spend 4 days in the gym. I Also have a job. I have energy to spare. You're just a lazy fat westerner.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

We went to a courthouse and ate at our favorite restaurant after with family. Simple and laid back.

 

[Draza]

In hell, because that's what modern marriage is.

 

[Sped Xing]

The levels of marinesniper.txt and virginrage in this thread are proportional.

To those of you who HAVE managed to convince another human being it would be nice to share your life, congratulations. I wish you all the best.

 

[BoingoTango]

I'm a combination neat/clean freak. If there isn't protection and she don't smell right I bail. No diseases beyond oral herpes, but then your grandma probably gave you that when kissing you on the cheek.

You know nothing. I can tell. See bolded part. Your relationship represents 0.1% of relationships in the west. You married your best friend. Good for you. My sister did that. She married her best friend. They have everything in common, even like the same genre of video games.

Not everybody has the luxury of doing that noob.



I also spend 4 days in the gym. I Also have a job. I have energy to spare. You're just a lazy fat westerner.

Mad cause sad.

Let's pretend you aren't just RP'ing as a chadbro for internet cool points for 2 seconds.

Maybe you would do better actually treating girls like normal people and actually waiting until you have some common ground and interests before immediately trying to fuck them. If you actually waited to go after girls you were legitimately interested in instead of anything with a pussy. You'd do much better, I'd wager.

The levels of marinesniper.txt and virginrage in this thread are proportional.

To those of you who HAVE managed to convince another human being it would be nice to share your life, congratulations. I wish you all the best.

 

[Parson Weebs]

Chartres cathedral. It appeals to the Catholic in me.

 

[MrTickles]

Mad cause sad.

Let's pretend you aren't just RP'ing as a chadbro for internet cool points for 2 seconds.

Maybe you would do better actually treating girls like normal people and actually waiting until you have some common ground and interests before immediately trying to fuck them. If you actually waited to go after girls you were legitimately interested in instead of anything with a pussy. You'd do much better, I'd wager.

On the contrary, I don't fuck my girl friends. It has ruined friendships in the past.

Friendships and fuckery do not mix, unless the friendship develops after the fact. So you always take a chance.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Registry office. I don't see myself making a big song a dance over it and I can't stand ritual, pomp or ceremony. Literally, something that is guaranteed to get me eye-rolling is the bride who wants the big white Wedding mass who hasn't stepped foot in a church since she was at school. "The big day" just feels a bit empty to me when I've attended them.

A reception at home afterwards with a small guestlist sounds ideal; booze is cheaper and I can cook better stuff than I can buy anyway.

 

[Sped Xing]

Chartres cathedral. It appeals to the Catholic in me.

Registry office. I don't see myself making a big song a dance over it and I can't stand ritual, pomp or ceremony. Literally, something that is guaranteed to get me eye-rolling is the bride who wants the big white Wedding mass who hasn't stepped foot in a church since she was at school. "The big day" just feels a bit empty to me when I've attended them.

A reception at home afterwards with a small guestlist sounds ideal; booze is cheaper and I can cook better stuff than I can buy anyway.

Catholic weddings are somewhat ameliorated when the church is beautiful. I like to gawk at arches. But some Catholic church are prefab metal buildings, so choose wisely. Chartres sounds nice, but I'm afraid the duc de Chartres is a bit old.

I'm very happy with just having one of my wife's friends cater the wedding. It is possible some of the guests didn't care to eat carne guisada, and would have preferred more typical wasp fare, but my attitude then and now is that they can bloody well go eat something else on their own dime.

 

[Pina Colada]

St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York because most of my family lives in-state, and Gothic architecture is absolutely stunning in Catholic churches. Additionally, I'd love to have our honeymoon in Ireland or Italy. Probably won't hire a wedding planner because it just adds to the overall stress of things that may or will go wrong.

 

[MrDegeneratman]

Auschwitz.