Where does KF stand on the KQ? - The Kilt Question

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The Kilt Question

  • Kilts are never gay.

    Votes: 8 6.9%

  • Kilts are not gay as long as they're plaid.

    Votes: 4 3.4%

  • Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic (including the sporran) regardless of context.

    Votes: 7 6.0%

  • Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic and accompanied by other authentic attire.

    Votes: 18 15.5%

  • Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic and being worn by a Scotsman.

    Votes: 14 12.1%

  • Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic and being worn by a Scotsman in Scotland.

    Votes: 23 19.8%

  • Kilts are always gay.

    Votes: 7 6.0%

  • The Scottish and their kilts have always been gay.

    Votes: 35 30.2%
  • Total voters
    116
Preacher ✝

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Everyone can agree its gay for men to wear skirts, but are kilts the exception to that rule?

For context here are some kilts.

Non-authentic kilt:
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Authentic kilts with sporrans
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This is technically true
Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic and accompanied by other authentic attire.
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but men cosplaying IRL are inherently gay even if the attire isn't. So this is correct in all circumstances:
Kilts are not gay as long as they're authentic and being worn by a Scotsman.
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deerbeer said:
I'm not sure if my info is outdated, but apparently it's healthy to get sunlight on your balls.
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doubt that
balls are outside of you body explicitly because they need to be cooler than your average body temperature
and exposing your ballsack to radiation doesn't sound like a good thing
 
I'm a big supporter of all traditional clothing as I find the standardization world wide of the Western Formal Suit to be regrettable. But the kilt is tainted by those non-scots outside of Scotland who wear them. We have all seen the Kilt Guy. The difference between a traditional kilt and non-traditional kilt is smoothed if you've got a dirk in the sock imo.
 
The only way kilts are not gay is if they're worn by Scots with beards in Scottish wilds in shit weather in traditional ways, that is no suits or ties bullshit, only rugged rags and shit, and someone is playing bagpipes, and there's booze.
Anything else is gay.
 
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This is pretty much true for most attire. Western suits, too, are horrendously gay in some of the forms / combinations commonly worn today.

It also means no underwear. If you wear your Kilt with underpants beneath, you are likely a flaming faggot.

Also, that first pic is extremely gay. It could be straight off Grindr.
 
I'm an extremely gay faggot and I've never worn a kilt (or a skirt for that matter), if I'm going to show off my body I would opt for something else. So no not necessarily gay
 
Preacher ✝ said:
By that logic is it okay for any American to wear a cowboy hat or do they actually have to heard cattle?
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Like cowboy hats the key is to not be a metrosexual. Kilts are fine for someone deeply traditional but 99% of the time it's just a faggot trying to be quirky and different. It's like those extreme fags with the tophats and handle bar mustaches, obsessed with tattoos, they're genuinely gayer then a man in leather chaps at a pride parade getting fucked in the ass while singing sister scissors songs between sucking cocks.
In theory I still believe some very traditional scotts can get away with a kilt but they have to be very genuine and earnest about Scottish culture but I doubt many under 50 qualify
 
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