Felicity Hopman
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- Feb 7, 2021
If they existed in real life, which fictional characters do you think would have pages on here?
I came up with the following:
-Peter Griffin - He's fat, childish, lazy, and stupid to the point where he's officially been diagnosed as mentally retarded on the show. I think this one is a no-brainer. Pretty much everything you can say about Chris-Chan can also be said about Peter. The obesity, the stupidity, the selfishness, the racism, the lying, and the sexual deviancy just to name a few.
-Sheldon Cooper - He's a nerd obssessed with Star Wars and superheroes who can't drive and has a tendency to get butthurt easily. Even if he has a wife and a Nobel Prize, you can't deny his lolcow tendencies.
-The Robot Chicken Nerd - He's a loser who still lives with his parents, has an unhealthy passion for literally every aspect of geek culture, constantly daydreams, and has an almost CWC-style quest to get laid.
-Jeffy (SML) - What part of Jeffy's personality DOESN'T scream lolcow? He has a speech impediment, still poops his pants at 17-years-old, hates green beans as much as Chris-Chan hates pickles, violently smacks his genitals in public, gets triggered very easily, makes weird noises, frequently has sex with a Cheerio box, and throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way.
-The Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons) - I don't think I even have to explain much here. Just watch ONE episode with him in it and you'll see why I added him to this list.
I came up with the following:
-Peter Griffin - He's fat, childish, lazy, and stupid to the point where he's officially been diagnosed as mentally retarded on the show. I think this one is a no-brainer. Pretty much everything you can say about Chris-Chan can also be said about Peter. The obesity, the stupidity, the selfishness, the racism, the lying, and the sexual deviancy just to name a few.
-Sheldon Cooper - He's a nerd obssessed with Star Wars and superheroes who can't drive and has a tendency to get butthurt easily. Even if he has a wife and a Nobel Prize, you can't deny his lolcow tendencies.
-The Robot Chicken Nerd - He's a loser who still lives with his parents, has an unhealthy passion for literally every aspect of geek culture, constantly daydreams, and has an almost CWC-style quest to get laid.
-Jeffy (SML) - What part of Jeffy's personality DOESN'T scream lolcow? He has a speech impediment, still poops his pants at 17-years-old, hates green beans as much as Chris-Chan hates pickles, violently smacks his genitals in public, gets triggered very easily, makes weird noises, frequently has sex with a Cheerio box, and throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get his way.
-The Comic Book Guy (The Simpsons) - I don't think I even have to explain much here. Just watch ONE episode with him in it and you'll see why I added him to this list.
