Which poster is most likely to be a Fed

[Joe Swanson]

Who glows in the dark the most

 

[Lookie-lou]

I am certainly well fed, that's for sure.

same, started biking again when my fat 5'10 ass touched 90kg a few months ago.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Maybe some of the people who make autistic far-right shitposts are just really autistic far-right shitposters and not actually federal agents?

Naw I'm definitely a fed.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Paranoia is a virtue. It's like the first rule of gun safety: every gun is loaded. The modern, online corollary to 'every gun is loaded' is 'every user except you is a glow nigger.' Not everyone is, of course, just as not every gun is loaded, but the principle remains the same. Make it your working assumption until proven otherwise.

When the STASI archives were opened after Germany was reunified, it was found one out of every 63 East Germans were paid STASI informants--and that's in addition to 170,000+ fulltime STASI operatives, with many of those operatives working undercover. Thanks to advances in surveillance and other technologies, imagine how much more powerful such capabilities are now. Now imagine at least some of those capabilities are aimed right at your sorry white ass.

So yeah: paranoia. Hold it close.

I've talked to some people online for close to 15 years and I still don't trust them not to be Feds

 

[Michael Janke]

their are no federal agents, or security monitors on kiwifarms.
why waste their time on a new zealand gossip forum.

 

[José Mourinho]

Your mom

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

@Joe Swanson has wet dreams about FBI windbreakers

 

[Begemot]

Paranoia is a virtue. It's like the first rule of gun safety: every gun is loaded. The modern, online corollary to 'every gun is loaded' is 'every user except you is a glow nigger.' Not everyone is, of course, just as not every gun is loaded, but the principle remains the same. Make it your working assumption until proven otherwise.

When the STASI archives were opened after Germany was reunified, it was found one out of every 63 East Germans were paid STASI informants--and that's in addition to 170,000+ fulltime STASI operatives, with many of those operatives working undercover. Thanks to advances in surveillance and other technologies, imagine how much more powerful such capabilities are now. Now imagine at least some of those capabilities are aimed right at your sorry white ass.

So yeah: paranoia. Hold it close.

Creep crying, goy. The great reset is coming and there's nothing you can do about it!

 

[Zinc1257]

the fucker a few posts above me with the camera pfp.

 

[glass_houses]

@Wraith I'll lay money on it.