Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

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I'm going to say anything in the entirety of what I like to call the "Pop Country" genre. I am by no means one of the old boomer fucks who says shit like "country hasn't been good since Hank Williams, now that was REAL country!" I like to think I enjoy pretty much any country music, even if it isn't my particular cup of tea I can listen to it on occasion. Everything from Alan Jackson to Florida Georgia Line is fine by me. Country music has slowly been incorperating more and more pop elemants into itself over the last decade and that was fine by me, but I feel like in the last couple of years we have reached a tipping point where it's just no longer country music. You can't put the words "truck" and "whiskey" into a generic pop song and then declare it a country song. I think the most egregious example of this are artists like Kane Brown and Dan and Shay.

I think "Speechless" takes the cake for the most infuriating song in my book because of just how often it was overplayed on country stations. How you could listen to this and consider it country music is completely beyond me.

 
All of the album We Are Fearless by Hybrid. Yes. All of it. I grew up with Hybrid and this album disgusted me. It's all about Drumpf being a meanie, not building the wall, women's rights (pink pussy hats included) and how we're all sexist and terrible blah blah blah. My feelings towards it are the same as @Spunt's towards Trouble in Paradise - it's two well off musicians who're pampered to hell and back by their wealth thinking that they can change the world with their music and remind us all how shitty we are for not being stunning and brave like them.

Congrats, Mark and Charlotte Truman. Hybrid is dead and you two killed it.
 
@Mender Bug - Hand in hand with the video you posted is this one from McDonald's:

Me, I can't stand Unchained Melody after it was overplayed to excess in conjunction with the movie Ghost's run.

When television was under fire to include more educational content, the TV in the lobby that held my dentist's and other offices played the following song on what seemed like a loop. Just listening to it again makes me want to self-harm.
 
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Don McLean - Vincent. Only in the Spoony thread can you find an equally potent cocktail of narcissism and self-pity as this dirge... It's supposedly a song about Vincent van Gough, but it's really a song about Don McLean.
👍 The central idea of "Vincent": I appreciate True Art, unlike those proles.

Rivaling "Vincent" in odious narcissism is Dan Fogelberg's "Same Auld Lang Syne". Will an unhappy wife confide to a old schoolmate she just met again that she doesn't love her husband?

And the songs I hate the most yet is widely adored by people are Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence", for romantic veneration of mental illness ("written by the prophets on the subway walls and tenement halls"); and Lennon's "Imagine", for sheer hypocrisy.
 
Call me a grouch but I've been ear raped with this shit too much over the years. For the love of God please play something else while I do my last minute frantic Christmas shopping. And my neighbor that kept blasting this shit on repeat at 3am (not on a weekend or holiday) can go die in a fucking hole.
 
This one, however... Fuck, I was so glad when they finally broke up.
Had a friend that would sing this ironically. Still annoying as fuck. I hate just about every Black Eyed Peas song. Some people say they were alright pre-Fergie and while she is without a doubt the worst member, I never bothered to listen to their old stuff.

For my contribution, may I add this bitch...

 
Any song that idiots interpret as "sad" because it has a piano in it really gets under my skin, though that's not always the song's fault.

The Black Parade, by Chemical Romance, is probably my most least favorite song in the whole world just because of how it's perceived.

omg this is the saddest song ever Bitch, what? It's part of a fucking concept album and it's not even remotely sad without context. I guess if you listen to the whole album it's sad, but on it's own? It's annoying, whiny, and way too indulgent. It's describing a scenario that doesn't exist in any form of reality, so how can it make tweens so weepy? Piano keys, that's how. That's all it takes for retards to dub a song tragic.

Another example is that stupid-ass "7 Years" song (if you negrate me for saying this, you're a girl).


I've had multiple girls insist to me that this is the saddest song they've ever heard. It's obviously intended to be uplifting, so I don't know how they came to that idea. It's not even a good song about nostalgia or growth, which can be incredibly sad topics. Hell, Twenty One Pilot's "Stressed Out" is a way better song about that and Twenty One Pilots can be pretty insufferable.

If you took "7 Years" and gave it a hip-hoppier beat, no one would call it sad 'cause the lyrics aren't sad.

Also, Harry Style's "Sign of the Times" being heralded as such an amazing song was annoying. I don't know if anyone even remembers that.
 
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I've had multiple girls insist to me that this is the saddest song they've ever heard. It's obviously intended to be uplifting, so I don't know how they came to that idea. It's not even a good song about nostalgia or growth, which can be incredibly sad topics. Hell, Twenty One Pilot's "Stressed Out" is a way better song about that and Twenty One Pilots can be pretty insufferable.

If you took "7 Years" and gave it a hip-hoppier beat, no one would call it sad 'cause the lyrics aren't sad.

Also, Harry Style's "Sign of the Times" being heralded as such an amazing song was annoying. I don't know if anyone even remembers that.
"7 Years" rivals "Vincent" as being the most egotistical pop song of all time. It's a song about how he is sad that his dad is dead, yes, but as the song goes on it becomes clear that he is only sad that his dad is dead because his dad isn't around to see what an amazing and awesome and successful person Lukas Graham is. It even includes a sound effect of an audience cheering his name at one point.
 
There's this one country song where the main lyrics are "I just wanna take your time". It's like 2 different styles crammed into one. Speaking of cramming, in one part the lyrics sound like they're crammed in and rushed because the writer didn't pace it well. Also, it's a country song (not much of a fan).
That song makes my skin crawl. Everyone knows bro country. This song is best described as soy country. You forgot the other line in the chorus about how he doesn't want to "steal her freedom" or the bits about those other guys "tryn' ta GHIT YOU DUR-UH-HUunk, tryn' ta PICK YOU UHH-HU-hup"

It's a song for male feminists trying to do a country/folksy put-on to pretend they have souls.
 
Reason: Played 9,000 times a year by classic rock stations and I was trapped on jobsites for too many years with all of the radios locked on classic rock.
Fuck this dogshit.
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"7 Years" rivals "Vincent" as being the most egotistical pop song of all time. It's a song about how he is sad that his dad is dead, yes, but as the song goes on it becomes clear that he is only sad that his dad is dead because his dad isn't around to see what an amazing and awesome and successful person Lukas Graham is. It even includes a sound effect of an audience cheering his name at one point.
7 years made me hate white people
 
"Don't Stop Believin" by Journey. Most overused karaoke song ever.

Anything by Green Day, AC/DC, Guns n' Roses, or Ozzy Osbourne. Listened to that in middle/high school and thought it made me edgy and cool.

Eric Church's "Springsteen".

The church hymns "Gather Us In" and "We Are Many Parts". Sappy, saccharine Church of Nice People hymns.
 
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