Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

[B'owl]

I posted this a long time ago in another thread, but fuck it, it fits here too.
I hate almost every Hyperpop I've heard, but this definitely takes the cake as the worst. At least artists like 100 gecs can make songs that can pass as shitposts. This is ultra-cringe at best and a regurgitation of Twitter lefty takes at worst ("fuck Notch fuck Musk and I'll piss on Zedd" is an actual line).

What's interesting is that "Gupi & Fraxiom" and 100 Gecs are both under the same record label (Dog Show Records). If you go on the label's YouTube channel, you'll find nothing but shitty hyperpop.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

I hate Steve Miller band. But what I really, really, REALLY hate, is "Hey soul sister." It's like Steve Miller but even more fucking annoying with the ukulele and the annoying HEYYYAY.

Not only that, but it's the most goddamn persistent earworm I've ever had. I hear one line from it, and it's in my head for DAYS. Just that fact alone means I need to treat the song like an actual contagious disease. I hate it more than I hate getting the fucking flu.

Here you guys go:

I will not pretend this song is not terrible but it is my guiltiest pleasure. Every time I hear it I enjoy it and I feel like I'm betraying my principles.
As far as the song I hate the most it is this one which I used to hear on some Youtube ad all the time:

I am convinced this is not a real song, it is so bad it must have been generated by AI or something.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

The songs are already low-quality, but the videos make me wonder how Sia didn’t get cancelled earlier.

 

[Absolutego]

 

[TractorGirl]

Anything by that fat fuck Lizzo sounds like it comes from some fat pride high school musical.
Lips of an angel by Hinder needs to burn in hell.

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

NEVER PASS THE THEATRE KID THE AUX

 

[Lake]

Any of those soft rock (a contradiction if ever I've heard one) ballads from the 80s make me want to vomit. Looking at you Bryan Adams, Peter Cetera, Joshua Kadison et al. It's kinda hard to take your chivalrous pure love seriously when half the song titles are assorted women's names.

The late 90s/early 00s were a musical cesspool, too.

 

[Poker Night 2]

anything with katy perry

 

[Grundlejungle]

Hey there Delilah is actually the worst song in human history.
How have the goddamn libs not cancelled that faggot song? It would actually be a good use of the retard cancel culture mob. If you made incurable CancerAIDS into an audible form, it would be that song.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

I think every single one of us can agree on one thing
Modern "country" genere need to die

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Heart attack warning at 2:05

 

[Tequila Jong]

The songs are already low-quality, but the videos make me wonder how Sia didn’t get cancelled earlier.

I'd totally forgotten about Sia. She was a bit shit but listenable when she sang on a couple of Zero 7 songs:

I remember going to check out her solo stuff and actually laughing. Years on, and that first video you posted is just pure horror from a musical standpoint. I mean holy fucking shit that's bad.

 

[Puff]

its all this fuckin bad

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I knew this song before the thread. I'm of a different opinion about it. It's so bad that it's funny. I THINK she's also got a song about how upset she is that Elon Musk didn't turn out to be progressive Jesus. It's wonderful.

If I ever hear someone say "UwU" unironically in a song again I'm going to blow their fucking brains out with my 44 magnum I earned in Modern Warfare 2 after hitting rank 57 last night.

I ruined Fishin' in the Dark by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band for my little brother by pointing out they accidentally say uwu on the intro to the chorus.

 

[marvlouslie]

It's not a specific song (though I do have a particular burning hatred for "Before He Cheats"), it's a specific sub genre of modern pop music that's been popularized by artists like Beyonce and Taylor Swift (basically female artists). It's the "My Ex Partner is fucking terrible, and I'm using this song as cope / cover for my poor choices in life partner". What's strange is you'll RARELY hear a song about a woman who's satisfied with her man. It's all about how she just wants to fuck the dude. "Mighty Good Man" is the only song that I can think of fairly recently (well, if you call the 90s and early 2000s "recent") in which a female singer is legitimately praising her man for not being a fucking prick. It's all very, very fucking strange.

 

[Mukhrani]

I hate any song by Sam Smith. In every single one he somehow sounds like a retard groaning miserably AND a pretentious posh person at the same time, which I guess is somewhat impressive on a technical level. He has to be some flavor of nepo baby.

 

[Retard of the Month]

I can't really single out my #1 least favorite song like I can for my #1 favorite (Rosetta Stoned). The closest thing I have to a real answer is anything that plays on variety FM radio and came out after Animals by Maroon 5.

And rap. I despise most rap.

 

[The Connected Nose]

Lips of an angel by Hinder needs to burn in hell.

I had forgotten that piece of trash "song" even existed until now. Thanks...

To show my appreciation (and to make my suffering everyone else's problem as well), I present the following abortion:

Spoiler: Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

I had forgotten that piece of trash "song" even existed until now. Thanks...

To show my appreciation (and to make my suffering everyone else's problem as well), I present the following abortion:

Spoiler: Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.

Man! That's a real throwback. However, I raise you this:

 

[Retard of the Month]

I think every single one of us can agree on one thing
Modern "country" genere need to die

Hardy is good sometimes.

 

[The Connected Nose]

Man! That's a real throwback. However, I raise you this:

Wow....that's impressively awful...