Who is the most Low-T male character in all of Media?

Put some respect on my boy Shinji. The kid got thrown into a war with mind-crushing space aliens with no training, became an ace pilot by showing up every day and only backed out of TWO fights at the height of his mental stress. He has a better track record than Amuro Ray.

It’s a bit of a deep cut, but I’m gonna say Cronicle Asher is the biggest beta male in all of media. He signs up to flatten all of Earth on behalf of a psychotic quasi-feminist space empire, and spends the entirety of his show simping for his BPD war criminal gal pal and getting embarrassed by a thirteen year old. IMG_0815.jpeg
 
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Tablet County said:
Shinji's dad is much lower on the T-Totem pole. Imagine being too bitchmade to take responsibility for your son.
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And also went on a 15-year tantrum to end the world rather than accept that his wife decided she'd rather be stuck in a time capsule for all of eternity rather than deal with his bullshit anymore.

As to the thread, I'd say it's a toss-up between Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Jerry Smith, and Cyril Figgis.
 
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The midget blonde child from that Nickelodeon tv show created by a jewish cuckold fetishist, the one about a blonde girl who becomes the quarter back of her school's football team.
 
Shagedan said:
Put some respect on my boy Shinji. The kid got thrown into a war with mind-crushing space aliens with no training, became an ace pilot by showing up every day and only backed out of TWO fights at the height of his mental stress. He has a better track record than Amuro Ray.
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Come on shinji only had to deal with being black mailed into deadly battles by his dad who abandoned him and immediately losing a battle where his arm was shattered and he was stabbed thought eye. He had to watch as one of his only friends was almost murded by his robot while he could do nothing, he constantly feared for his life and his friends life, had to deal with an incredibly mental unstable girl who had mommy issues so bad it turned her into an absurdly overcompetive bitch who constantly fucked with him not to mention the other unstable mother figure who was dealing with her extreme daddy issues and the death of her lover. He also at one point just fucking disappeared into the weird embryonic fluid inside his robot that was actually his mom for like an entire month. Then he watched a girl he cared for explode for him and get replaced by a soulless clone before seeing hundred of her clones decompose in a giant tank of womb goo. He did eventually find someone who loved him unconditionally, and he immediately had to kill him for humanity and then in less then a day everyone he loved was brutally massacred anyway before everyone on the planet turned to tang. but he cried a little and didn't smash any box what a pussy
 
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Fuck I cannot remember the name of the cunt. He was in Nurse Jackie, and it was the doctor (I think) she was banging behind her husbands back.

That scene when he is acting all hardcore about motorbikes, like its some big showing of balls. Then the faggot pulls out in some wimpy homo bike, little bitch 250 or something. The way he was going on I was expecting a man killer like the Hayabusa. At least a 1000cc racing bike of some sort. Even an old R1 would look fine.

Made me sick. Not low test, thats no test.
 
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Come on shinji only had to deal with being black mailed into deadly battles by his dad who abandoned him and immediately losing a battle where his arm was shattered and he was stabbed thought eye. He had to watch as one of his only friends was almost murded by his robot while he could do nothing, he constantly feared for his life and his friends life, had to deal with an incredibly mental unstable girl who had mommy issues so bad it turned her into an absurdly overcompetive bitch who constantly fucked with him not to mention the other unstable mother figure who was dealing with her extreme daddy issues and the death of her lover. He also at one point just fucking disappeared into the weird embryonic fluid inside his robot that was actually his mom for like an entire month. Then he watched a girl he cared for explode for him and get replaced by a soulless clone before seeing hundred of her clones decompose in a giant tank of womb goo. He did eventually find someone who loved him unconditionally, and he immediately had to kill him for humanity and then in less then a day everyone he loved was brutally massacred anyway before everyone on the planet turned to tang. but he cried a little and didn't smash any box what a pussy
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Sounds like crybaby bullshit, the only real problem in anyone's life is not getting to drive a giant robot. If doctors could prescribe giant robots, all mental illnesses would be cured.
 
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Jimmy from Ed, Edd, and Eddie.
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Jimmy was fucking insufferable, especially later on after Eddy taught him how to be two-faced and scheming. I take solace in the fact that he, with near-certainty, grew up to be a gigantic homosexual faggot and died of AIDS.

Sarah might have been worse, though. EEE captured the annoying faggot kid that seems to always get away with being an annoying faggot very well.
 
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Broly, before he goes Super Saiyan.

Also, that weirdo, Harley, from the Pokemon Hoenn series.
 
Cat tit bingo said:
Come on shinji only had to deal with being black mailed into deadly battles by his dad who abandoned him and immediately losing a battle where his arm was shattered and he was stabbed thought eye. He had to watch as one of his only friends was almost murded by his robot while he could do nothing, he constantly feared for his life and his friends life, had to deal with an incredibly mental unstable girl who had mommy issues so bad it turned her into an absurdly overcompetive bitch who constantly fucked with him not to mention the other unstable mother figure who was dealing with her extreme daddy issues and the death of her lover. He also at one point just fucking disappeared into the weird embryonic fluid inside his robot that was actually his mom for like an entire month. Then he watched a girl he cared for explode for him and get replaced by a soulless clone before seeing hundred of her clones decompose in a giant tank of womb goo. He did eventually find someone who loved him unconditionally, and he immediately had to kill him for humanity and then in less then a day everyone he loved was brutally massacred anyway before everyone on the planet turned to tang. but he cried a little and didn't smash any box what a pussy
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Oh and also sees his roommate/coworker/battle-buddy get brutally torn to shreds by abominations in a deliberate act to make him lose what little is left of his sanity so he can be used to bring about the end of the world.

What a little bitch, amirite?
 
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