Who is the most pathetic kiwi?

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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
It's me.
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yep, so pathetic that everyone just forgot to mention you. lmao just a prank bro, lol.
Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
...can I get a bit of context?
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the admin of chudbuds, a fediverse instance whose only claim to fame was metokur posts there, made a minecraft server; she was tricked into installing a malware infested minecraft mod which stole her admin password. the hacker then leaked dm's from the site. it was big news at the time it happened. during the middle of this, a new user came up with the bright idea to have a kiwi farms minecraft server and asked for mods. a user by the name of byuu jokingly pointed to the maleware mod and this retard actually downloaded and installed it. he then spazed out about it and abandoned his account. it was very lulzy. see here
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
yep, so pathetic that everyone just forgot to mention you. lmao just a prank bro, lol.

the admin of chudbuds, a fediverse instance whose only claim to fame was metokur posts there, made a minecraft server; she was tricked into installing a malware infested minecraft mod which stole her admin password. the hacker then leaked dm's from the site. it was big news at the time it happened. during the middle of this, a new user came up with the bright idea to have a kiwi farms minecraft server and asked for mods. a user by the name of byuu jokingly pointed to the maleware mod and this retard actually downloaded and installed it. he then spazed out about it and abandoned his account. it was very lulzy. see here
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First I've heard of both Chudbuds (or maybe I heard Metokur say it once? Rarely saw his streams do to time constrants) or Fediverse but it's not a hard topic to learn, much appreciated and fucking kek. Going down the rabbit hole as we speak, both Kiwi and Onion.
 
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Laburnum said:
There's probably a lot of contenders but in recent memory @Vingle first for being such a monumental retard in doxing his own asshole, then for being pathetic enough to let an autistic zoomer run him off the farms.
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It's the latter part that's pathetic.

The former... I just assumed that a flood of drunk and lonely degenerates swarm any twinkish man that facedoxes himself. I was cackling imagining the volume of gay buttholes showing up in that sped's inbox - tell me it was just the one and I won't believe you.
 
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Might as well revive this for a moment. @sniperwoof unfortunately has done a stupid.
>Participates in the Woman-hate thread with no issues
>Suddenly proclaims
Sniperwoof said:
After it was decided that this wasn't a shitposting forum anymore but some super cereal front in the real life war against troons a flood of bitter middle aged refugees from banned TERF blogs started coming and even though they contribute nothing and heavily clash with the rest of the forum culture wise they are for some reason favored.
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>Still in the Woman-hate thread not realizing that he can just leave the Woman-hate thread and participate in a thread that has less of whatever the fuck he's whinging about, or just don't contribute to it
>Takes 5 seconds to find a good shitpost on this site, there's plenty of it
>Doesn't think there's a reason why so many people hate trannies enough to expound their hate towards despite participating in said expounding
>Gives no examples of what the fuck he's talking about
>Null tells him to fuck off
Sniperwoof said:
I don't get it either, they're not funny, they're not interesting and all they do is screech and bitch and whine that things aren't even more tilted in their favor than they already are.
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I seriously don't know what he's on about.
>Further proclaims
Sniperwoof said:
Works for me, no one laughs or has fun on this site anymore including you. Everyone just hand wrings and reeeees.
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>Doesn't consider what people find fun or what people laugh at, ironically wrings and reeeees, for an example of people finding what they do fun
Billy Bob Dick said:
the fuck you talking about faggot, I laugh my ass off reading the threads on this site on a daily basis

perhaps the problem is that you have no sense of humor
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Sniperwoof said:
By the way if you want to amuse your cuck cabal on MATHI you should talk more about how your mother used to bring home toothless alcoholics from the local bars and fucked them on what I presume was your father's marital bed.

Only time I ever laughed watching MATHI.
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Firstly, holy fuck I need a clip of that. Secondly he's clearly upset that people are being too mean to Women and troons on the Woman-hate thread yet posts that absolute bomb of a reply. Based.
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This is so sad. Grok, please generate an image to commiserate.

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Aaaand back to being a faggot, rip. For those who rather not go to the thread to see the image for some reason, Sniperwoof requested to change their name to "DeadAccountFaggot" for the reason of leaving the site, Null rejected them with the message "lmfao faggot". What a trip, I liked Sniperwoof when I interacted with them, but man what a silly little clown he acted. The Woman-hate thread is a funny place. Now here's something to end on:
Not Count Dankula said:
Most men are dicks. Most women are dicks. Trannies have mutilated dicks. You need to focus on the people around you, find someone worthwhile, and build a worthwhile life around the unit you become together. PUA's, Feminists, Meninists, Trannyists, Null and the rest of those scammy retards don't care how you do in life, and have a vested interest in your romantic life getting worse

If you're young, just keep putting yourself out there and remember that everyone has a spark of magic in them. You'll get someone sooner or later.

If you're old, become a PUA and pretend you know what you're on about. You'll make a shitload of money and get a golddigger. Then send that money to me and kill yourself
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Aaaaand it's not his first "I'm leaving" post and probably won't even be his last:
Sniperwoof said:
Whatever, I'm going to go play a few hours of the new Yakuza game and then hit the pub for beers and pool with the crew, I might not even bother logging in again because I'm so utterly bored by the smug, overly serious, and sanctimonious "muh troons" and "muh incels" shit that the funny shitposting site has inexplicably morphed into. I'm just not having fun anymore so what the fuck is even the point?

Catch you on the flip side homie ~ Ruin 2014/2024
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See you soon then?
 
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Dropsies said:
@YachieKicchou for lovin dat bbc doe and @PeggieBigCock for her cringe dominatrix larp and also being an obese coke addict (though she gets points for somehow not being a tranny IRL)
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Peggie is certainly the most pathetic looking Kiwi. I'd be ashamed to leave the house if i was her.
Finger Pistols said:
I nominate PissMaster for looking at Peggie and saying "Nah, I still would."
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I still don't know how he could. Even at my thirstiest i never stooped as low as hitting something that looked like fucking Peggie.
 
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